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Most Influential: 289thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 729thLeast Corrupt Governments: 879th
The Mysterious Murder of
Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State
sry might have vacuumed ur eyeballs :(
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New Eestiball

Population3.791 billion

LeaderJuan Quentin de la Salsa Verde


The Mysterious Murder of New Eestiball is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Juan Quentin de la Salsa Verde with a fair hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.791 billion Estonians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tallinn. The average income tax rate is 91.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Eestiballian economy, worth 636 trillion propans a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 167,866 propans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Stuttering trypanophobes are doomed never to marry, people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler', the country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state, and the poor are forced into bankruptcy by their energy bills. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Eestiball's national animal is the echidna, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Yahlism.

New Eestiball is ranked 38,105th in the world and 309th in Europe for Highest Economic Output, with 636 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Most Influential: 289thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 729thLeast Corrupt Governments: 879thMost Inclusive: 1,598thSafest: 1,652ndMost Pacifist: 1,670thNicest Citizens: 1,696thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,700thBest Weather: 1,838thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,941stHighest Food Quality: 2,179thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,282ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,359thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 2,995thHealthiest Citizens: 3,117thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,495thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,627thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,978thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,143rdLargest Welfare Programs: 4,200thMost Cultured: 4,654thMost Developed: 4,664thSmartest Citizens: 4,719thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,698thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,504thLargest Governments: 7,121stMost Efficient Economies: 7,163rdMost Advanced Public Education: 7,277thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,880thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,944thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,622ndLowest Crime Rates: 9,963rdMost Secular: 11,760thHighest Average Incomes: 11,952ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,047thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,597thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 27,446th
Least Corrupt Governments: 20th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21st in the regionMost Pacifist: 30th in the regionSafest: 30th in the regionBest Weather: 31st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 32nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 34th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 39th in the regionMost Inclusive: 41st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 46th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 52nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 53rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 55th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 61st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 65th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 66th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 69th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 79th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 80th in the regionMost Influential: 89th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 96th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 97th in the regionMost Cultured: 100th in the regionMost Developed: 103rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 109th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 114th in the region

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