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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 449thLargest Agricultural Sector: 459thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 496th
The Constitutional Monarchy of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Through bureaucracy we thrive
King Powers
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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New England INC

Population3.259 billion

CapitalHead Sector 12
LeaderKing Powers
FaithPowerism

CurrencyPound
AnimalRobot

The Constitutional Monarchy of New England INC is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by King Powers with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.259 billion New England INCians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Head Sector 12. The average income tax rate is 91.9%.

The frighteningly efficient New England INCian economy, worth a remarkable 1,444 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 443,097 Pounds, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Gossip magazines have been replaced by mask catalogs, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, politicians look weirdly alike, and military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New England INC's national animal is the Robot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Powerism.

New England INC is ranked 3,672nd in the world and 39th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 14,276.37 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 449thLargest Agricultural Sector: 459thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 496thHighest Average Incomes: 512thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 682ndMost Corrupt Governments: 699thLargest Insurance Industry: 859thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 901stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 908thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,145thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,315thLargest Black Market: 1,395thMost Efficient Economies: 1,477thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,632ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,004thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,067thLowest Crime Rates: 2,144thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,216thLargest Retail Industry: 2,234thMost Secular: 2,309thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,334thLargest Governments: 2,390thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,722ndMost Developed: 2,877thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,164thSmartest Citizens: 3,238thMost Influential: 3,661stLargest Mining Sector: 3,672ndMost Advanced Public Education: 4,086thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,201stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,371stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,030thMost Cultured: 5,420thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,145thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,462ndRudest Citizens: 6,511thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,598thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,703rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,470thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,815thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 12,367thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,598thHealthiest Citizens: 20,421stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,607th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 8th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionMost Developed: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 10th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Black Market: 13th in the regionLargest Governments: 13th in the regionMost Cultured: 14th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 14th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 16th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 17th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 19th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 20th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 23rd in the regionMost Secular: 23rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 24th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 24th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 24th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 25th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 25th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 29th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in New England INC, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description.
  • : Following new legislation in New England INC, politicians look weirdly alike.
  • : Following new legislation in New England INC, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
  • : Following new legislation in New England INC, gossip magazines have been replaced by mask catalogs.
  • : Following new legislation in New England INC, indigenous tribal elders can be recognised by their designer watches and expensive suits.
  • : Following new legislation in New England INC, days begin with afternoon tea.
  • : Following new legislation in New England INC, the controversial show 'Who Wants to be an Immigrant?' has become wildly popular.
  • : New England INC voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Honeydewistania".
  • : New England INC voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Voting Equality for Freed Inmates"".
  • : New England INC was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes and Most Secular.

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