The Constitutional Monarchy of New England INC is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by King Powers with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.259 billion New England INCians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Head Sector 12. The average income tax rate is 91.9%.

The frighteningly efficient New England INCian economy, worth a remarkable 1,444 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 443,097 Pounds, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Gossip magazines have been replaced by mask catalogs, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, politicians look weirdly alike, and military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New England INC's national animal is the Robot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Powerism.

New England INC is ranked 3,672^nd in the world and 39^th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 14,276.37 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.