The Federation of New Ex Patria is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Evgeni Tataryn with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.292 billion Ex Patrians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rostov. The average income tax rate is 74.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ex Patrian economy, worth 520 trillion Patrian Rubles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 121,226 Patrian Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Many friends and relatives of Evgeni Tataryn have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, judicial torture is outsourced overseas, soldiers are now trained how to make sandwiches properly, and strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New Ex Patria's national animal is the Lemur, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodoxy.

New Ex Patria is ranked 39,082^nd in the world and 2,583^rd in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 78.08 law-abiding acts per hour.