by Max Barry

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 5,847thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,852ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,539th
The Queendom of
Corporate Police State Halliburton
Our is the Fury.
Arya The Great and Holy
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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New Fanada

Population1.641 billion

LeaderArya The Great and Holy

AnimalDire Wolf

The Queendom of New Fanada is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Arya The Great and Holy with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.641 billion New Fanadans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hilton. The average income tax rate is 50.8%.

The frighteningly efficient New Fanadan economy, worth 150 trillion Direses a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 91,493 Direses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

A citizen who thinks a slave is a deadbeat is entitled to make the descriptor literally true, autumn landscape paintings feature men stripping leaves from bare branches with a vacuum, the population's jaw muscles put sharks to shame, and the entire entry for New Fanada in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Fanada's national animal is the Dire Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Aryaism.

New Fanada is ranked 47,420th in the world and 33rd in The Wolf Clan for Largest Governments, scoring 18.79 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 5,847thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,852ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,539thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,716thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 13,003rdLargest Retail Industry: 13,405thMost Developed: 18,085thMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,866thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23,725th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 2 » Hipsters With Airpods and The Socialist Republic of Astrakhan.