The Protectorate of New Graeci is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and public floggings. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 6.911 billion New Graecians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Welfare, although Spirituality, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 9.5%.

The New Graecian economy, worth 323 trillion Parhean Tongboes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 46,798 Parhean Tongboes, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Men avoid even so much as looking at female colleagues, a major religion has been named as New Graeci's national religion, Leader has just been declared ruler of New Graeci in an international press conference, and New Graeci has designated New Graeci City as its capital city. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. New Graeci's national animal is the Parhean Rhinoceros.

New Graeci is ranked 33,751^st in the world and 934^th in Lazarus for Most Primitive, scoring 63.64 on the Scary Big Number Scale.