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Most Secular: 979th Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,284th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,705th
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New Haearnia

Population1.568 billion

CapitalCaerdur City
LeaderChairman Paytonne
FaithState Atheism


The Commune of New Haearnia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Chairman Paytonne with an even hand, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and pith helmet sales. The quiet, industrious population of 1.568 billion New Haearnians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Administration, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caerdur City. The average income tax rate is 84.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Haearnian economy, worth 254 trillion Haearns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 162,045 Haearns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations, the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace', teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank, and the New Haearnian Intelligence Agency has put 'Project Quantum Refrigerator' on hold indefinitely. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Haearnia's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is State Atheism.

New Haearnia is ranked 6,706th in the world and 413th in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 90.35 on the Human Development Index.

Most Secular: 979thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,284thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,705thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,223rdHealthiest Citizens: 4,311thMost Influential: 4,536thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,990thBest Weather: 5,274thMost Inclusive: 6,696thMost Developed: 6,706thLowest Crime Rates: 6,871stLargest Publishing Industry: 7,603rdTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,151stLargest Governments: 8,171stLongest Average Lifespans: 8,250thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,970thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,000thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,311thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,743rdMost Beautiful Environments: 9,768thSmartest Citizens: 10,235thHighest Average Incomes: 10,260thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,366thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,468thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,270thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,731stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,503rdMost Efficient Economies: 13,651stMost Cultured: 14,242ndLargest Welfare Programs: 14,274thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,313thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,632ndMost Subsidized Industry: 15,726th
Most Secular: 43rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 66th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 178th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 216th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 252nd in the regionBest Weather: 288th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 329th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 340th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 399th in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 408th in the regionMost Developed: 413th in the regionLargest Governments: 422nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 451st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 452nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 464th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 465th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 475th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 492nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 506th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 533rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 538th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 549th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 582nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 592nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 632nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 669th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 707th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 708th in the regionMost Cultured: 741st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 763rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 797th in the region

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