The Commune of New Haearnia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Chairman Paytonne with an even hand, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and pith helmet sales. The quiet, industrious population of 1.568 billion New Haearnians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Administration, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caerdur City. The average income tax rate is 84.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient New Haearnian economy, worth 254 trillion Haearns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 162,045 Haearns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations, the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace', teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank, and the New Haearnian Intelligence Agency has put 'Project Quantum Refrigerator' on hold indefinitely. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Haearnia's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is State Atheism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : New Haearnia was endorsed by The Blood Caliphate of Xzavia-Hjar.
- : New Haearnia was endorsed by The Free Land of Steraz.
- : New Haearnia was endorsed by The United Kingdom of Savaaria.
- : New Haearnia was endorsed by The Republic of Zumlandia.
- : Following new legislation in New Haearnia, the New Haearnian Intelligence Agency has put 'Project Quantum Refrigerator' on hold indefinitely.
- : Following new legislation in New Haearnia, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank.
- : Following new legislation in New Haearnia, the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace'.
- : Following new legislation in New Haearnia, government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations.
- : Following new legislation in New Haearnia, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed.
- : New Haearnia was endorsed by The United Regions of Glurponia.
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