The State of New Horensian Kingdom is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sparta I with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, national health service, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.44 billion Horensians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arrasfield. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Horensian economy, worth a remarkable 2,779 trillion Horensian Marks a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 223,411 Horensian Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Surfing lessons include how to ward off sharks, diplomats are always trying to convince other nations to adopt l33t speak, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend, and you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Horensian Kingdom's national animal is the Brown Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

New Horensian Kingdom is ranked 926^th in the world and 4^th in Spiritus for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 8,563.07 on the Societal Mobility Rating.