The NationStates Zombie Holy Red of New Jacobland is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Supreme Democratic Council with a fair hand, and renowned for its digital currency, public floggings, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.492 billion New Jacoblandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Avio. The average income tax rate is 26.6%.

The frighteningly efficient New Jacoblandian economy, worth 234 trillion JacoBucks a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 157,173 JacoBucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, the moral worth of national allies is judged by their GDP, The Supreme Democratic Council's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army, and one of the nation's leading exports is empty platitudes. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. New Jacobland's national animal is the Chicken, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Jacobland is ranked 232,952^nd in the world and 155^th in The Western Isles for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 37.22 Whatever.