by Max Barry

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Most Armed: 3,351stMost Devout: 4,447thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,789th
The Holy Confederacy of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Fell, Rebirthed, Rebranded.
Jakob Gardner
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New Jakobly

Population2.417 billion

CapitalNew Dartmouth
LeaderJakob Gardner
FaithUnited Methodism

AnimalWhite Tail Deer

The Holy Confederacy of New Jakobly is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Jakob Gardner with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, compulsory military service, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.417 billion Jakoblians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Dartmouth. The average income tax rate is 76.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Jakoblian economy, worth 306 trillion Costas a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 126,689 Costas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

It is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations, serial killers are the country's biggest import, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations, and orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Jakobly's national animal is the White Tail Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is United Methodism.

New Jakobly is ranked 19,903rd in the world and 7th in Allied Conservative States for Highest Average Incomes, with 126,689.45 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Armed: 3,351stMost Devout: 4,447thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,789thNudest: 5,811thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,800thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,838thMost Efficient Economies: 8,004thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,617thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,370thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,626thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,858thTop
Most Developed: 14,571stLargest Governments: 16,058thLowest Crime Rates: 16,661stMost Influential: 17,540thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,930thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,969thLargest Publishing Industry: 18,406thHighest Average Incomes: 19,903rd
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionNudest: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 7th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 7th in the region

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