by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 106thMost Valuable International Artwork: 652ndMost Influential: 684th
The Dystopian nation of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc
Clit Commander
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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New Jamgra

Population965 million

CapitalNew Jamgra City
LeaderClit Commander

AnimalGiant Land Squid

The Dystopian nation of New Jamgra is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Clit Commander with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 965 million New Jamgrans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Jamgra City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39.5%.

The frighteningly efficient New Jamgran economy, worth 166 trillion Jamrags a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 173,020 Jamrags, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 614,606 per year while the poor average 35,101, a ratio of 17.5 to 1.

It is common to still see adults with training wheels on their bikes, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time, citizens rise at daybreak every day for mandatory exercise, and citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over New Jamgra. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Jamgra's national animal is the Giant Land Squid, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

New Jamgra is ranked 64,957th in the world and 1,992nd in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 173.0830142268 Days.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 106thMost Valuable International Artwork: 652ndMost Influential: 684thTop
Most Secular: 2,117thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,830thLargest Retail Industry: 3,589thFattest Citizens: 3,593rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,119thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,216thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,299thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,362ndMost Avoided: 4,391stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,932ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,484thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,877thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,168thLargest Black Market: 9,124thHighest Average Incomes: 9,329thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,006thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,818thMost Authoritarian: 16,752ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,916thMost Conservative: 20,714th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 82nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 87th in the regionMost Secular: 98th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 98th in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 115th in the regionMost Avoided: 142nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 157th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 172nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 181st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 184th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 187th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 197th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 215th in the regionMost Influential: 245th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 279th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 294th in the regionLargest Black Market: 341st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 442nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 492nd in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 621st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 722nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 910th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 952nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 957th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 998th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in New Jamgra, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over New Jamgra.
  • : New Jamgra was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in New Jamgra, citizens rise at daybreak every day for mandatory exercise.
  • : Following new legislation in New Jamgra, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time.
  • : Following new legislation in New Jamgra, it is common to still see adults with training wheels on their bikes.
  • : New Jamgra was endorsed by The Empire of Great Robertia.
  • : Following new legislation in New Jamgra, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend.
  • : Following new legislation in New Jamgra, the nation's government buildings are remarkable for being ugly concrete boxes.
  • : New Jamgra was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Comfed.
  • : Following new legislation in New Jamgra, skyscrapers get built in just days.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 544 » Territorio di Nessuno, El Fiji Grande, Corfad, Ethnon, Sundred, Empy, Guer Aike, The Rhein States, Yaorozu, Siwale, Shibutani, Xagill, Immenium, McMasterdonia, Pallaith, Newpromisedland, Sil Dorsett, Hamerica, Zumlandia, Praeceps, Noahs Second Country, The Iron Lions, Dabarastan, Yokciq Empire, The New Communist Republic Of States, Kulgatha, Great Bights Mum, United Kahndaq, Dar es Saalam, Koda-Land, Interdimensional Zone, Wit Noreis, Universal State Formula, Pazair, Loli County, Notyoutopia, North Bratislava, Castle Federation, Palgo, Shadowrik, Daiz, Merconitonitopia, Woodsend, The Stratosphere Islands, Selfgradatude, Napnomadia, Abject Ludicrosity, Fendlium, Valhalla123, Ver Testua, and 494 others.Ravendi, Wineclaw, MiaryBhalzhack, Glurponia, Vincone Cae, The Tampa Bay Rays, Omnistria, Serendipita Martia, The Endless Eventide, Zyvetskistaahn, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, The Kingdom and Realm of Anubis, Loutsland, Advancia-Sizzletown, Abonland, Freyford, Aetulia, Noonaniapolis, Quentiam Viventem, Walter Jackson, Volstokn, JMingozela, Centromuria, AAA Provisional Empire, Lendara, United Federation of Technocrats, Lucedeia, Aeurithianar, Tachycardia, Townbolia, Dicko, Clan Spaniel, Azzarel, Mordonerea, Western Vapia, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Chukstik Illahi, The Sinclarian Provinces, Eraver, Seenvorland, Kappacon, Detrivania, Miamington, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Phoronu, Holy Oranz, The Most Freedom Ever, The Real Ram Ranch, Frances Francis the First of France, Arimbia, The Jerichowan Country, Alice Gardens, Dakota Territories, Minuda, Olofin, Dreadton, Brandenburg-Ansbach, Pleroma Sans Romans, Old Emporia, Fel Imass, States of Asra, Aeolist, The Empire of the Clarence, Unsophisticate, PotatoFarmers, Greater Maharlikans, Montarc, Marmiedon, Valentine Z, United States of Americanas, Amblegreserland, Vivanco, Sunto, Slacker Ville, Wisconsota, Malta Comino Gozo, OrbP1, 1 very fast endotarter, LostLegion, Gnomewatchers, Votak Matim, Lungha, Alamei, Valatic Ash, Jellies Island, Banabistan, Lemonbiscuits, SORT, The World Capitalist Confederation, Keventle, Lazadonil, Vexilia, Xyrron, Runeda, Gilakistan, Eschatosia, Sunaiya, The Reorganized Arctic Territories, New Biryukova, The Austro Germanic Union, KhalChicken, Australian Socialist Commonwealths, Ausnakulia, New Avian, Prydania, Zixu, Cors Evia, Antiyard, Karazan, Fascist Democracy, German Spitsbergen, Nationeer, Preble, Steampunk Ariel, Memenaide, Calamazo, Zokk, Choistan, SherpDaWerp in TNP, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Ihese, The Lancerian Empire, Zupla, Methor, Prevaland, Crader, Diodone, Joodey, Plangainer, The Galactic Triumvirate, Xentherida, Kranostav, Nisastria, The Windmilluminati, New Lakemba, New Octicarg, Soviet Terran, Westinor, Avastate, Panama Coalition, Nistriabar, Zecit, Varola, Lorigia, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Unshleepd, Irishvan, Ereena, Hyphen, Kobagia, Schnuftelland, Saint Alaric, Maott, The Pantheons, Kasazzastan, Korovan Isles, Fizban, Zeternia, Californian Redwood, Khoik, Astronomical, Solimun, Zemnaya Svoboda, The Serdey Islands, Fauzjhia, Oceanialia, Mesopotama, Greater Pittsburgh, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, PortvgaI, FROST33, Frostcell, Sikol, Saperisole, The Empire of the Federation, Zzozona, Iztocna Slavija, Hoglands, Lucidian Republic, La Vitica, Complex Reveal, Harveney, Godwanna, Trance Empire, Eywaan, Sounkaopia, Termathe, Plutayah, Reission, Esplandia, Itallitopia, Seprogo, I Like Killing people, Former English Colony, Libertania Democratica, The Calabash Protectorate, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Borsukia, Lionia, Asoc lon, Kocherian, Ihsan, Austral States of America, Seanat, Innocentic, Brucklania, Simone Republic, Arichia, Yamatoshi, Gunits, Daxuxian, Dangine, The Tri-City, Hopsin, Highton Islands, Kahlo, Pigeonstan, Cascadiya, Drutopia Insomnia, Illusia and Neverendia, New-El, Orogonia, Zaeli, Tukayyiad, Cowbridge, Nouvelle-Floride, The Lava Turtle, Altivia, United Island States of Southeast Asia, YEET LMAO, Majavet, Greater New America, Aprenencia, A Ordem do Caos, East Natomes, Cartero, Estandarte, Eurochina, Cretox State, Jovian Knights, Teg, Cartures, Damsmel, Bend Mai, Solmetria, Knitehorn, Unimaginable Doom, Pokemanland, Lumosi, Secularus, The Free States of Avalon, Democratie, The True Frog, Takushipa, Zenaguria, Texas States, Zimmerdachen, Sembawang GRC, Wilkshire, Skeloski, Terban Kedah, Navsland, Brifranssia, Palmasas, El Emayo, Matea, DIMAnism, Solcius, Falkendel, Marinxa, Protonfield, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Entecavir, Darrinusilm, Mitrace, Union of the Oriental States, The Bureaucratic Territories, Sunnaria, Yalgora, Bushkrub, Varisland, Kamohoalii, Morigua, Arrivederci, Montinario, Karlinagrad, Misthas, U S Eh, Thenationofthesun, Gin Tonic, Central Ryal, Czechnin, The Gamer Party, Greater Nattlecreniaxia, The English Alliance, Mus imperium, The Hope of Civilization, Cloydicia, Workubalia, Canibull, Maclare, Aoncarpa, San Irene, Navorden, Cabaifer, Vesuva, Principia Mathematica, Western Kellaveesione, Sattelbach, Palisede, Artemis Selene, Manticore utopia, TJUN-ia, The Sansvich, Kheshiga, Craams Mal, Dylanana, Arizona Zervas, The New Cordian Empire, Grieslhiem, Sakarna, Rainengrad, Keling Serikat, Rad Lads, Tottenian-Arsenia, Potatolandium, Independent Halls, Revolutionary Sealand, Kragsgale, Novelestate, Lyethlenora, Wolvenland, Dopeland420, Okramija, Singamadri, Free Culture, Paul Pasch, Nova Arcania, Warsaw-Halicz, Necromonia, NiceeeeLand, Krazon, The Lucky but Unfortunate Wanderers, Phire Fric, East Akra, Moose repupblic, Citrus Rutaceae, SCP Faudation, Tyroshh, United States of Medford, Venezuelia, AverageJoevlania, Disunited Earth, Rhelmwych, Alyrria, Unified Atlantica, Galaxy, Dovahkiinn, Oro-Yurdujan, North Armatas, Blackphir, Saugeria, Tianqing, Lux Conos, JTalvio, Yukti, Virillum, Saint Lucas And Lower Nielto, The Provinces of Estonia, Changjo, The Teddy, Mystiquelle, United Asgardian States, Iron Cladia, New Merrimack, Libertia-Conaxia, The AP Republic, Lordelles, Paverium, Redmond, The Turkish workers of Europe, Ham Federation, Lybirit, Thorhalla, Azura Palatina, BrightFutures, Tikariot, Cinnibar, Terra Aquilon, Nichigo Sebe, Aroa, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Zuntial, Capreadonia, VietAnhland, Velon, Orenmark, Ataraxia Somnia, Etanur, Wallachian People, The Unicrons, Grue, Hipstoll, Madjack, Sile Maungistan, Zankioa, Pleasuretown, Beasluxia, Northern Glory, Fredericksborg, Antiniter, Pradovnia, TyGerria, Azaira, SanctuaryHill, Anna Airters, Canock, Ujubasajuba, A World Assembly Member, Labora, United Draconia, Novatros, Irunjarai, Zelveria, Aleavia, Energi Empire, Evet, Chadinton, Zemper Macro, Nolan Burg, Ice and Tinian, Pierresburg, Tangrene, East Wushen, Kristalmaan, Xipher, New Pruessen, Feelonia, Neonlake, Bacciatto, Pastella, Taur, WeKnow, The New Trumpland, Sarekono, Dropey, Osanan, Cosamaloapan, Erubetia, ZimRobwe, Aleklandia, Ardretia, Drentusa, Astal Aavors, Amerian States, The Noviosyus, Elgaland-Vargaland, Vernest Quill, Sisang, Abu Dujmahn, Gweithwyr, Caladann, Cucuville, Dadastan Archipelago, The Tawheed Caliphate, Ekaitokoa, Andexia, Mythir, Beta Cyndriel, Arbor Marshes, Eastern Cous Empria, Ramiru, Porotia, Buckhem, Caaria, Pope Saint Peter the Apostle, Neo Cheese Empire, Karly land, Moubarakistan, Andanavia, ArizonaRepublic, The Hellcatian Empire, Anungu, New Tronia, Solskjar, Aingard, Ultra777, Democratic Republic of Kohland, 6th Rome, Neu-Galicia, Basedania, Heilhum Imperius, Comfed, and Great Robertia.

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