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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,067thMost Influential: 7,362ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,385th
The Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
Work sets you free, but only if you work for Karelia
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New Karelian Empire

Population1.203 billion

CapitalViipuri
LeaderEmperor Väinö IV

CurrencyKarelian Mark
AnimalWhite-Tailed Eagle

The Empire of New Karelian Empire is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Väinö IV with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, zero percent divorce rate, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.203 billion Karelians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Viipuri. The average income tax rate is 67.7%.

The thriving Karelian economy, worth 121 trillion Karelian Marks a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 100,712 Karelian Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Nude art is becoming wildly popular, the nation refuses to provide international aid, Emperor Väinö IV often plays real life games of Tower Defense against hordes of angry villagers, and populations of two-headed White-Tailed Eagles have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Karelian Empire's national animal is the White-Tailed Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

New Karelian Empire is ranked 16,717th in the world and 220th in 10000 Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 83.46 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,067thTop
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Most Influential: 7,362ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,385thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,771stTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 11,120thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,777thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,520thMost Authoritarian: 13,688thLowest Crime Rates: 16,717thMost Cultured: 18,711thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,937thMost Secular: 20,553rd
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 25th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 87th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 89th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 98th in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 119th in the regionLargest Black Market: 137th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 138th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 202nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : New Karelian Empire was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in New Karelian Empire, populations of two-headed White-Tailed Eagles have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites.
  • : Following new legislation in New Karelian Empire, Emperor Väinö IV often plays real life games of Tower Defense against hordes of angry villagers.
  • : Following new legislation in New Karelian Empire, the nation refuses to provide international aid.
  • : Following new legislation in New Karelian Empire, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
  • : Following new legislation in New Karelian Empire, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.
  • : New Karelian Empire was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in New Karelian Empire, a common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously".
  • : New Karelian Empire voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Language and Education Rights for Deaf Individuals".
  • : New Karelian Empire was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of The Republic of Osea.

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