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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,712thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,832ndSafest: 8,409th
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Influence
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Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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New Kios

Population3.814 billion

CapitalEdge of Noatak
LeaderAssembly Speaker Buckley

CurrencyUnits
AnimalPenguin

The Federal Republic of New Kios is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Assembly Speaker Buckley with an even hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 3.814 billion Kiosians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Edge of Noatak. The average income tax rate is 78.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Kiosian economy, worth 444 trillion Units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 116,499 Units, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace', the NKBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays, left-wing militias train children how to properly burn down banks, and young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Kios's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

New Kios is ranked 23,583rd in the world and 214th in 10000 Islands for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 4,864.74 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,712thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,832ndSafest: 8,409thMost Inclusive: 10,998thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,214thHealthiest Citizens: 11,294thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,596thMost Developed: 11,965thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,003rdTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 12,268thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,454thLowest Crime Rates: 12,508thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,582ndMost Influential: 12,698thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,780thMost Pacifist: 13,015thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,114thBest Weather: 13,195thNicest Citizens: 13,635thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,482ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,759thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,944thMost Efficient Economies: 17,518thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,157thLargest Governments: 18,307thSmartest Citizens: 18,705thMost Beautiful Environments: 19,137thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,583rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : New Kios was endorsed by The United Nations of Eppur.
  • : New Kios was endorsed by The Opression of The Wires Empire.
  • : New Kios was endorsed by The Republic of Brandenbourg-Anhalt.
  • : New Kios was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : New Kios voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Ellenburg".
  • : New Kios voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Native Prairies and Grasslands".
  • : New Kios voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Native Prairies and Grasslands".
  • : Following new legislation in New Kios, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus.
  • : Following new legislation in New Kios, left-wing militias train children how to properly burn down banks.
  • : Following new legislation in New Kios, the NKBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays.

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