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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 121st Most Inclusive: 231st Least Corrupt Governments: 245th
The Commonwealth of
New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy
Accepting all new immigrants!
The Committee
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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New Lakemba

Population8.907 billion

CapitalNew Canberra
LeaderThe Committee

CurrencyNew Lakembian Standard Kebab
AnimalAnimal Kingdom

The Commonwealth of New Lakemba is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Committee with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 8.907 billion New Lakembans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Canberra. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient New Lakemban economy, worth a remarkable 2,181 trillion New Lakembian Standard Kebabs a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 244,954 New Lakembian Standard Kebabs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance", the government's foreign policy statements are less threatening than a World Assembly cease-and-desist letter, and it's never "just a game" with New Lakemban sports fans. Crime is totally unknown. New Lakemba's national animal is the Animal Kingdom, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Lakemba is ranked 245th in the world and 15th in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 98.88 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 121stMost Inclusive: 231stLeast Corrupt Governments: 245thMost Influential: 248thMost Advanced Public Transport: 341stLargest Information Technology Sector: 374thSafest: 411thMost Compassionate Citizens: 481stMost Developed: 520thMost Scientifically Advanced: 555thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 577thMost Advanced Public Education: 582ndLongest Average Lifespans: 621stSmartest Citizens: 665thNicest Citizens: 732ndLargest Welfare Programs: 739thMost Secular: 759thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 802ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 803rdLargest Governments: 812thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 855thMost Cultured: 869thHealthiest Citizens: 878thMost Pacifist: 889thMost Beautiful Environments: 893rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,130thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,481stMost Rebellious Youth: 1,531stTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 1,807thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,110thHighest Average Incomes: 3,029thBest Weather: 3,576thMost Efficient Economies: 4,657thHighest Economic Output: 5,320thMost Stationary: 7,797thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 14,980th
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Most Inclusive: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 14th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 15th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 15th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 21st in the regionSafest: 21st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 27th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 28th in the regionMost Secular: 31st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 31st in the regionMost Cultured: 35th in the regionMost Developed: 35th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 35th in the regionLargest Governments: 36th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 38th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 40th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 41st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 41st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 42nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 46th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 50th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 52nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 55th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 60th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 74th in the regionMost Influential: 75th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 89th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 106th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 107th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 135th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 135th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 137th in the regionMost Stationary: 176th in the regionBest Weather: 209th in the regionLargest Populations: 443rd in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 633rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 736th in the region

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