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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 28thLeast Corrupt Governments: 111thMost Inclusive: 124th
The Commonwealth of
Left-wing Utopia Utopia
Accepting all new immigrants!
The Committee
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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New Lakemba

Population13.037 billion

CapitalNew Canberra
LeaderThe Committee

CurrencyNew Lakembian Standard Kebab
AnimalAnimal Kingdom

The Commonwealth of New Lakemba is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Committee with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 13.037 billion New Lakembans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Canberra. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient New Lakemban economy, worth a remarkable 3,742 trillion New Lakembian Standard Kebabs a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 287,063 New Lakembian Standard Kebabs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service, janitors and factory workers are often better educated than the bosses they work for, children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants, and hospitals are amongst the best-funded in the region. Crime is totally unknown. New Lakemba's national animal is the Animal Kingdom, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Lakemba is ranked 385th in the world and 21st in The North Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 6,334.37 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 28thLeast Corrupt Governments: 111thMost Inclusive: 124thMost Influential: 148thMost Compassionate Citizens: 210thSafest: 213thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 289thNicest Citizens: 296thLargest Information Technology Sector: 298thMost Advanced Public Transport: 301stMost Developed: 325thSmartest Citizens: 349thMost Pacifist: 354thLongest Average Lifespans: 365thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 367thHealthiest Citizens: 379thMost Beautiful Environments: 385thMost Advanced Public Education: 401stMost Scientifically Advanced: 415thHighest Average Tax Rates: 460thLargest Welfare Programs: 487thLargest Governments: 488thMost Secular: 527thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 571stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 586thMost Cultured: 601stBest Weather: 762ndLowest Crime Rates: 883rdHighest Poor Incomes: 892ndMost Rebellious Youth: 1,020thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,115thHighest Average Incomes: 2,366thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 3,340thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,960thMost Stationary: 6,372ndMost Efficient Economies: 6,748thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,864thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 15,448thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,415thLargest Populations: 21,082ndMost Income Equality: 23,791st
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Least Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 8th in the regionSafest: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 16th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 16th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 16th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Developed: 20th in the regionNicest Citizens: 20th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 21st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 22nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 22nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 22nd in the regionMost Cultured: 23rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Pacifist: 25th in the regionLargest Governments: 26th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 26th in the regionMost Influential: 27th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 28th in the regionMost Secular: 30th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 43rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 43rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 45th in the regionBest Weather: 52nd in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 97th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 103rd in the regionMost Stationary: 126th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 126th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 281st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 376th in the regionLargest Populations: 449th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 612th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 624th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 647th in the regionMost Politically Free: 824th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 893rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 918th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in New Lakemba, hospitals are amongst the best-funded in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in New Lakemba, children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants.
  • : Following new legislation in New Lakemba, janitors and factory workers are often better educated than the bosses they work for.
  • : Following new legislation in New Lakemba, promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service.
  • : Following new legislation in New Lakemba, Maxtopian villagers starve by the time New Lakemban officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them.
  • : Following new legislation in New Lakemba, the blind lead the blind in social welfare.
  • : New Lakemba voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Honeydewistania".
  • : New Lakemba voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Voting Equality for Freed Inmates"".
  • : New Lakemba was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Lionia.
  • : New Lakemba was endorsed by The People's Republic of Free mankind.

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World Assembly

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