The Socialist space empire of New land of cats is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by The head council with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.735 billion rezidents have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of administrative complex-97. The average income tax rate is 92.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient rezidezidential economy, worth 875 trillion work credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 152,729 work credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation, the local custom of Biking With The Cars sends tourists home bemused or in body-bags, government employees from New land of cats dominate international lumberjack competitions, and heartbroken parents are urged to "smile for the camera". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New land of cats's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is exponensialism.

New land of cats is ranked 45,442^nd in the world and 2,699^th in Osiris for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 5,497.34 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.