The Republic of New Macedonia - Skopje is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, state-planned economy, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 34.982 billion New Macedonia - Skopjeans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Social Policy, Spirituality, and Defense are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 52.6%.

The strong New Macedonia - Skopjean economy, worth a remarkable 1,455 trillion denars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 41,595 denars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Women who display their ankles are shunned by society, the government regularly crumbles under the pressure of terrorists, eight year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas, and wolfs deemed dangerous to the public are shot and hanged by the town hall as a warning to others. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Macedonia - Skopje's national animal is the wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

New Macedonia - Skopje is ranked 186,070^th in the world and 30^th in Eastern Roman Empire for Lowest Crime Rates, with 57.92 law-abiding acts per hour.