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New Makasta

Population6.155 billion

LeaderHigh Supreme General Hoszt Enisin

CurrencyDelta eagle

The United Peoples Democratic RE of New Makasta is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by High Supreme General Hoszt Enisin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, public floggings, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.155 billion Makastians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Deeka. The average income tax rate is 91.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Makastiantin economy, worth a remarkable 2,943 trillion Delta eagles a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 478,298 Delta eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Requests to "pass the salt" are supported by tank divisions, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses, foreign leaders who don't applaud High Supreme General Hoszt Enisin's speeches are regarded as enemies of New Makasta, and returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Makasta's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Atheism.

New Makasta is ranked 243,108th in the world and 139th in The League for Most Primitive, scoring -695.62 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Largest Retail Industry: 191stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 226thMost Secular: 286thLargest Insurance Industry: 306thLargest Mining Sector: 343rdHighest Average Incomes: 391stMost Subsidized Industry: 409thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 434thMost Valuable International Artwork: 434thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 467thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 509thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 557thMost Corrupt Governments: 560thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 608thMost Efficient Economies: 650thLargest Black Market: 676thMost Avoided: 719thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 721stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 848thLowest Crime Rates: 952ndHighest Poor Incomes: 984thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,116thFattest Citizens: 1,223rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,341stLargest Governments: 2,168thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,322ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,365thTop
Rudest Citizens: 2,455thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,738thSmartest Citizens: 4,147thHighest Economic Output: 4,947thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,869thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,530thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,946thMost Conservative: 8,167thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10,886thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,178thTop
Most Developed: 18,184thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24,152nd
Lowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7th in the regionTop
Most Conservative: 8th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10th in the regionMost Extreme: 13th in the region

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