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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,168thMost Conservative: 3,285thMost Authoritarian: 6,715th
The Very totally freean Puppet of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
We aren't the main show.
Joe Puppet
Influence
Diplomat
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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New New Armenia

Population6 billion

CapitalPuppet Town
LeaderJoe Puppet
FaithGodlyLeaderism

CurrencyGloryToOurNationCredits
AnimalSpotted Best Nation's Animal

The Very totally freean Puppet of New New Armenia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Joe Puppet with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, parental licensing program, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6 billion New New Armenians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Puppet Town. The average income tax rate is 78.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong New New Armenian economy, worth 696 trillion GloryToOurNationCredits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 116,124 GloryToOurNationCredits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, religious bigotry is not allowed but bigotry against theism is encouraged, a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero, and litter collection has replaced fast food as the most popular after-school job. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New New Armenia's national animal is the Spotted Best Nation's Animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is GodlyLeaderism.

New New Armenia is ranked 212,388th in the world and 9th in Murkton for Most Stationary, with 34.9743873386 days.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,168thMost Conservative: 3,285thMost Authoritarian: 6,715thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,159thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,249thLargest Black Market: 8,723rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,817thMost Patriotic: 11,529thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,741stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,089thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 16,249thHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,655thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,964thMost Advanced Public Education: 23,321stMost Devout: 24,488thLowest Crime Rates: 26,432ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 27,887thLargest Governments: 29,298th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : New New Armenia's influence in Murkton rose from "Envoy" to "Diplomat".
  • : New New Armenia's influence in Murkton rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
  • : New New Armenia's influence in Murkton rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Following new legislation in New New Armenia, litter collection has replaced fast food as the most popular after-school job.
  • : Following new legislation in New New Armenia, a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero.
  • : Following new legislation in New New Armenia, religious bigotry is not allowed but bigotry against theism is encouraged.
  • : Following new legislation in New New Armenia, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas.
  • : Following new legislation in New New Armenia, talkative students are escorted from schools in second-hand prison buses.
  • : New New Armenia's influence in Murkton rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • : Following new legislation in New New Armenia, Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to New New Armenia as a reminder of their "special relationship".

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