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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 26thLargest Insurance Industry: 37thLargest Black Market: 40th
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New Owningland

Population33.742 billion

CapitalLaurus Ardens
LeaderImperator Valerius
FaithImperator Worship

AnimalFlying Fatfvck

The Imperatoria of New Owningland is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Imperator Valerius with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 33.742 billion New Owninglandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Laurus Ardens. The average income tax rate is 60.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Owninglandian economy, worth an astonishing 23,228 trillion Ciceroes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 688,410 Ciceroes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Military service is compulsory, petitioners are increasingly resorting to climbing through Imperator Valerius's window to draw attention to their issues, military spending is on the increase, and the Flying Fatfvck is believed to be extinct. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. New Owningland's national animal is the Flying Fatfvck, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Imperator Worship.

New Owningland is ranked 12,899th in the world and 1st in Command and Conquer Universe for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 7,540.51 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 26thLargest Insurance Industry: 37thLargest Black Market: 40thHighest Economic Output: 52ndLargest Mining Sector: 70thHighest Average Incomes: 84thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 105thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 113thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 122ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 126thHighest Poor Incomes: 144thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 148thLargest Agricultural Sector: 184thLargest Gambling Industry: 200thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 281stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 314thMost Avoided: 417thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 470thMost Stationary: 723rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 801stHighest Disposable Incomes: 838thLargest Governments: 983rdFattest Citizens: 1,133rdLowest Crime Rates: 1,286thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,434thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,536thLargest Retail Industry: 1,548thLargest Populations: 1,554thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,238thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,312thTop
Rudest Citizens: 3,068thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,646thMost Influential: 4,373rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,772ndMost Efficient Economies: 5,249thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,915thSmartest Citizens: 8,023rdLargest Publishing Industry: 8,394thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,827thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,300thTop
Most Developed: 12,279thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 12,899thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,795th

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