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Healthiest Citizens: 182ndMost Developed: 188thLongest Average Lifespans: 205th
The Confederal Republic of
New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy
Scientia, iustitia, misericordia, et doctrina
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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New Philippine Federation

Population14.256 billion

CapitalNew Manila

CurrencyPiso
AnimalSparrow

The Confederal Republic of New Philippine Federation is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 14.256 billion New Philippine Federationians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Manila. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient New Philippine Federationian economy, worth a remarkable 4,593 trillion Pisoes a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 322,244 Pisoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Clergy who start talking about politics are forced to take a holy vow of silence, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, and captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Philippine Federation's national animal is the Sparrow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

New Philippine Federation is ranked 439th in the world and 13th in The East Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 3,589.44 Tourists Per Hour.

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Healthiest Citizens: 182ndMost Developed: 188thLongest Average Lifespans: 205thSafest: 275thMost Scientifically Advanced: 288thLeast Corrupt Governments: 338thMost Secular: 372ndSmartest Citizens: 416thLargest Information Technology Sector: 436thMost Efficient Economies: 437thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 439thLowest Crime Rates: 527thBest Weather: 542ndMost Beautiful Environments: 595thMost Pacifist: 653rdMost Cultured: 686thMost Inclusive: 814thLargest Governments: 930thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,026thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,062ndHighest Poor Incomes: 1,169thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,177thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,314thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,442ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,481stNicest Citizens: 1,638thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,682ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,696thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,717thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,117thHighest Economic Output: 2,343rdTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,569thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,795thRudest Citizens: 3,746thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,667thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,896thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,935thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,976thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 14,239thMost Influential: 15,483rdLargest Populations: 17,698thMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,274thHighest Drug Use: 19,363rd
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Most Developed: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the regionSafest: 8th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 11th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13th in the regionMost Secular: 15th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 16th in the regionBest Weather: 16th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 18th in the regionMost Pacifist: 18th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 18th in the regionMost Cultured: 19th in the regionLargest Governments: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 21st in the regionMost Inclusive: 26th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 31st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 31st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 34th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 34th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 35th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 41st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 41st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 50th in the regionNicest Citizens: 53rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 57th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 61st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 66th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 79th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 103rd in the regionLargest Populations: 143rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 153rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 157th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 201st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 265th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 290th in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 420th in the regionNudest: 432nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 563rd in the regionMost Influential: 765th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in New Philippine Federation, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship.
  • : Following new legislation in New Philippine Federation, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms.
  • : Following new legislation in New Philippine Federation, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
  • : Following new legislation in New Philippine Federation, clergy who start talking about politics are forced to take a holy vow of silence.
  • : Following new legislation in New Philippine Federation, class clowns are frequently listed among the most dangerous criminals in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in New Philippine Federation, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes.
  • : New Philippine Federation was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Following new legislation in New Philippine Federation, people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned.
  • : Following new legislation in New Philippine Federation, the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed.
  • : Following new legislation in New Philippine Federation, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.

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