The Socialist City-State of New Prague Workers Republic is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by The People's Forum with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, parental licensing program, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.078 billion New Prague Workers are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Znovo Praha. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient New Praguer economy, worth a remarkable 2,914 trillion Prague Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is an impressive 152,756 Prague Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, calling dibs is an unalienable right, and every week is blindness awareness week. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Prague Workers Republic's national animal is the Felis Sabo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Prague Workers Republic is ranked 3,852^nd in the world and 30^th in The Leftist Assembly for Lowest Crime Rates, with 123.18 law-abiding acts per hour.