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Most Secular: 1,042ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,033rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,990th
The Arcadia of
Benevolent Dictatorship Temporary Liberal State of Emergency
Technically you never have to do anything
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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New Puruni

Population15.863 billion

CapitalThicc City
LeaderQueen Lilian

Currencypat
AnimalPeafowl

The Arcadia of New Puruni is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Queen Lilian with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of prisons, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 15.863 billion New Purunians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thicc City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.1%.

The frighteningly efficient New Purunian economy, worth a remarkable 3,348 trillion pats a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 211,067 pats, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 886,220 per year while the poor average 32,669, a ratio of 27.1 to 1.

More citizens have access to Maxtopian Grass than clean drinking water, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate, political spontaneity takes a lot of planning, and a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army. Crime is totally unknown. New Puruni's national animal is the Peafowl, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Puruni is ranked 157,274th in the world and 33rd in The Archipelago States for Most Stationary, with 134.5086986366 days.

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Most Secular: 1,042ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,033rdTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,990thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,997thLargest Retail Industry: 3,313thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,452ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,455thMost Cultured: 3,538thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,992ndSmartest Citizens: 5,445thHighest Economic Output: 6,221stRudest Citizens: 6,920thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,535thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,218thHighest Average Incomes: 8,673rdLargest Publishing Industry: 9,386thFattest Citizens: 10,918thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,934thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,595thHighest Food Quality: 11,771stMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,191stMost Beautiful Environments: 12,662ndTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 15,107thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,513thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,151stLargest Black Market: 23,484thMost Developed: 23,683rdLargest Populations: 24,270thLargest Governments: 26,350thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 28,937thMost Pro-Market: 29,742nd
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionTop
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Most Pro-Market: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 9th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10th in the regionNudest: 11th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 13th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16th in the regionMost Influential: 17th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 17th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : New Puruni was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : New Puruni was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in New Puruni, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.
  • : New Puruni's influence in The Archipelago States rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
  • : New Puruni's influence in The Archipelago States fell from "Vassal" to "Apprentice".
  • : Following new legislation in New Puruni, political spontaneity takes a lot of planning.
  • : New Puruni's influence in The Archipelago States rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
  • : New Puruni's influence in The Archipelago States fell from "Vassal" to "Apprentice".
  • : Following new legislation in New Puruni, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate.
  • : Following new legislation in New Puruni, more citizens have access to Maxtopian Grass than clean drinking water.

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