Population | 15.863 billion |
Capital | Thicc City |
Leader | Queen Lilian |
Currency | pat |
Animal | Peafowl |
The Arcadia of New Puruni is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Queen Lilian with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of prisons, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 15.863 billion New Purunians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.
The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thicc City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.1%.
The frighteningly efficient New Purunian economy, worth a remarkable 3,348 trillion pats a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 211,067 pats, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 886,220 per year while the poor average 32,669, a ratio of 27.1 to 1.
More citizens have access to Maxtopian Grass than clean drinking water, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate, political spontaneity takes a lot of planning, and a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army. Crime is totally unknown. New Puruni's national animal is the Peafowl, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
New Puruni is ranked 157,274th in the world and 33rd in The Archipelago States for Most Stationary, with 134.5086986366 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : New Puruni was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
- : New Puruni was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in New Puruni, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.
- : New Puruni's influence in The Archipelago States rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
- : New Puruni's influence in The Archipelago States fell from "Vassal" to "Apprentice".
- : Following new legislation in New Puruni, political spontaneity takes a lot of planning.
- : New Puruni's influence in The Archipelago States rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
- : New Puruni's influence in The Archipelago States fell from "Vassal" to "Apprentice".
- : Following new legislation in New Puruni, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate.
- : Following new legislation in New Puruni, more citizens have access to Maxtopian Grass than clean drinking water.