Population | 3.197 billion |
Capital | Rainbow Falls |
Leader | Alexander Matthews |
Faith | Rainology |
Currency | Pandaren |
Animal | Giant Panda |
The Kingdom of New Ryloth is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Alexander Matthews with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.197 billion New Rylothians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rainbow Falls. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.
The frighteningly efficient New Rylothian economy, worth 512 trillion Pandarens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 160,310 Pandarens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding", the entire entry for New Ryloth in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless', children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer, and a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Ryloth's national animal is the Giant Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Rainology.
New Ryloth is ranked 3,511th in the world and 53rd in Europeia for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2,659.8 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
New Ryloth, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up.
- : Following new legislation in
New Ryloth, children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer.
- : Following new legislation in
New Ryloth, the entire entry for New Ryloth in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless'.
- : Following new legislation in
New Ryloth, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding".
- :
New Ryloth voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Voting Equality for Freed Inmates"".
- : Following new legislation in
New Ryloth, the police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes.
- : Following new legislation in
New Ryloth, young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery.
- : Following new legislation in
New Ryloth, a government program is underway to revitalize New Ryloth's beaches.
- : Following new legislation in
New Ryloth, moonshine has made a resurgence.
- : Following new legislation in
New Ryloth, there are no more heroes any more.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 57 » Polgaria,
Liberepublia,
Raghallaigh,
Le Libertia,
Pirataria,
Brickfield,
Lethen,
Zakanda,
Purgitz,
Acapais,
Arvigiel,
Free Rosabell,
Benthamania,
SETTLEMENT OF DREAMS,
Ipsonasia,
Katkasistan,
Mousa Liberty,
Utopian Earth,
Akeland,
Mediocrea,
Voxum Mortalum,
Arqhua,
Junkielien,
Nivgrad,
Eloscape,
Mancheseva City,
Greatnessity City,
Dat Countreh,
Bolger,
Terra Potestatem,
Saarland-Niederbayern,
Purple Ruthenia,
Caffeinated,
Kingdom of Stargard,
West Wirral,
Bri-Tea-Sh Commonwealth,
Thurston,
Primorye Oblast,
Tassaland,
Emastalia,
New France Republic,
Pygania,
Corovos,
Ganud,
The Democratic Peoples,
Iceguin,
Poulton-with-Fearnhead,
Baobab-Bumbaria,
Romanengo City,
Elwin, and 7 others.
Cyberpunk,
The Lost Men,
Tarkovinia,
Lurinsk,
Disney Know it Alls,
Ecolaria, and
Euperis.