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Most Armed: 1,835thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,037thMost Devout: 2,071st
The Nationalist Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
God Suid-Afrika en die ler
Emperor Karl Van De Klerck I
Influence
Page
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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New South African

Population2.392 billion

CapitalJohannesburg
LeaderEmperor Karl Van De Klerck I
FaithChristianisme

CurrencyRan
AnimalLion

The Nationalist Empire of New South African is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Karl Van De Klerck I with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.392 billion South africans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Johannesburg. The average income tax rate is 93.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient South african economy, worth 466 trillion Rans a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 194,949 Rans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, there is something rotten in the state of New South African, the Police Surveillance Unit's motto is "Gotta Catch 'Em All", and politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New South African's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianisme.

New South African is ranked 188,570th in the world and 5,673rd in the Pacific for Nudest, with 53.75 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

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Most Armed: 1,835thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,037thMost Devout: 2,071stTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,690thLowest Crime Rates: 3,068thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,922ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,091stLargest Governments: 4,966thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,114thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,946thMost Efficient Economies: 5,981stMost Conservative: 6,133rdHighest Poor Incomes: 6,136thHighest Average Incomes: 6,778thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,864thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,922ndHealthiest Citizens: 7,065thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,791stMost Developed: 8,393rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,642ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,052ndMost Authoritarian: 9,304thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 11,132ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,043rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,226thMost Influential: 15,362ndMost Cultured: 16,023rdSmartest Citizens: 16,205thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,936thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,952ndLargest Mining Sector: 21,626th
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Most Armed: 33rd in the regionMost Devout: 42nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 55th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 67th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 81st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 92nd in the regionLargest Governments: 119th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 128th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 134th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 144th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 147th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 166th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 167th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 170th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 171st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 176th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 176th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 183rd in the regionMost Developed: 222nd in the regionMost Influential: 240th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 244th in the regionMost Conservative: 257th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 271st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 315th in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 364th in the regionMost Cultured: 367th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 387th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 404th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 410th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 454th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 479th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 537th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 545th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 547th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 669th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in New South African, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental.
  • : New South African lodged a message on the The Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in New South African, the Police Surveillance Unit's motto is "Gotta Catch 'Em All".
  • : Following new legislation in New South African, there is something rotten in the state of New South African.
  • : Following new legislation in New South African, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in New South African, children are expected to carve their own toys.
  • : New South African lodged a message on the The Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in New South African, selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork.
  • : Following new legislation in New South African, government agents stalk the aisles of grocery stores for out-of-stock medications.
  • : Following new legislation in New South African, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined.

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