The Oxymoronic Holy Communists of New Walaca is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, public floggings, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.573 billion New Walacans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Walaca. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.
The frighteningly efficient New Walacan economy, worth a remarkable 1,152 trillion Walacan Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 206,760 Walacan Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
The military conducts 'training exercises' in prisons, the nation's endangered species are no longer endangered, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume, and New Walacan watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Walaca's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Revolutionary Worship.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : New Walaca was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
- : New Walaca's influence in The Hercules Corona Borealis Great Wall rose from "Enforcer" to "Eminence Grise".
- : New Walaca lodged a message on the The Hercules Corona Borealis Great Wall Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in New Walaca, New Walacan watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact.
- : Following new legislation in New Walaca, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume.
- : Following new legislation in New Walaca, the nation's endangered species are no longer endangered.
- : Following new legislation in New Walaca, the military conducts 'training exercises' in prisons.
- : New Walaca was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments and Most Extreme.
- : Following new legislation in New Walaca, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia.
- : New Walaca approved the World Assembly proposal "Protecting Native Prairies and Grasslands".