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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,103rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,644thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,714th
The Oxymoronic Holy Communists of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
The Revolution is worth any cost
Influence
Eminence Grise
WA Delegate / God-Emperor of the Cosmos
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

New Walaca

Population5.573 billion

CapitalWalaca
LeaderSupreme Leader
FaithRevolutionary Worship

CurrencyWalacan Dollar
Animalwolf

The Oxymoronic Holy Communists of New Walaca is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, public floggings, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.573 billion New Walacans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Walaca. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient New Walacan economy, worth a remarkable 1,152 trillion Walacan Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 206,760 Walacan Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The military conducts 'training exercises' in prisons, the nation's endangered species are no longer endangered, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume, and New Walacan watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Walaca's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Revolutionary Worship.

New Walaca is ranked 217,640th in the world and 5th in The Hercules Corona Borealis Great Wall for Most Primitive, scoring -172.56 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,103rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,644thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,714thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,916thMost Devout: 2,099thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2,669thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,022ndLargest Black Market: 4,683rdLargest Mining Sector: 4,831stHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,116thLargest Governments: 5,167thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,510thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,750thHighest Average Incomes: 6,061stHighest Poor Incomes: 6,133rdMost Authoritarian: 6,961stMost Conservative: 8,229thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,208thMost Developed: 9,383rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,038thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,811thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,982ndTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 12,329thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,390thHealthiest Citizens: 12,925thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14,205thHighest Economic Output: 15,911thMost Efficient Economies: 16,663rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19,345thSmartest Citizens: 22,407thMost Influential: 24,367th
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Most Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : New Walaca was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : New Walaca's influence in The Hercules Corona Borealis Great Wall rose from "Enforcer" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : New Walaca lodged a message on the The Hercules Corona Borealis Great Wall Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in New Walaca, New Walacan watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact.
  • : Following new legislation in New Walaca, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume.
  • : Following new legislation in New Walaca, the nation's endangered species are no longer endangered.
  • : Following new legislation in New Walaca, the military conducts 'training exercises' in prisons.
  • : New Walaca was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments and Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in New Walaca, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia.
  • : New Walaca approved the World Assembly proposal "Protecting Native Prairies and Grasslands".

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 3 » Baophenx Dynasty, Saint-Lawrence River, and Republic of Voltz.

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