by Max Barry

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Largest Gambling Industry: 4,949th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,769th
The Constitutional Monarchy of
Right-wing Utopia Corrupt Thieving Uneducated Fascist Fundamentalists
God save the queen
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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New wallis island

Population1.121 billion


The Constitutional Monarchy of New wallis island is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its unlimited-speed roads, avowedly heterosexual populace, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 1.121 billion New wallis islandians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.7%.

The thriving New wallis islandian economy, worth 77.9 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 69,502 bitcoins, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

Students who refuse to pray are expelled from school, the police use sound cannons and mortars to deal with loud parties, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies, and conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New wallis island's national animal is the lion, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

New wallis island is ranked 57,702nd in the world and 1,939th in the Rejected Realms for Nudest, with 151.25 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Largest Gambling Industry: 4,949thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,769th
Largest Gambling Industry: 274th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 293rd in the regionMost Devout: 337th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 474th in the region

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