by Max Barry

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Most Primitive: 4,195thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,045thMost Devout: 8,128th
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New Yorkists of Brooklyn

Population2.85 billion

CapitalNew Puerto
LeaderSticky Brom


The United Socialist States of New Yorkists of Brooklyn is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Sticky Brom with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.85 billion New Yorkist of Brooklynese are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Puerto. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.9%.

The all-consuming New Yorkist of Brooklynese economy, worth 226 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 79,565 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Dining out often involves eagles on the plate no matter what you order, adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère, builders across New Yorkists of Brooklyn are blocked up with orders for new public loos, and prime picnicking sites are being paved over in the name of progress. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Yorkists of Brooklyn's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

New Yorkists of Brooklyn is ranked 64,558th in the world and 3,480th in Balder for Highest Poor Incomes, with 31,008.06 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Primitive: 4,195thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,045thMost Devout: 8,128thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,164thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,568thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,979thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 14,173rdMost Corrupt Governments: 19,199thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,427thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,768thLowest Crime Rates: 20,126thBest Weather: 20,225th
Most Primitive: 217th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 341st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 361st in the regionMost Devout: 392nd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 555th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 577th in the region

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