by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 765thMost Influential: 1,087thLargest Black Market: 1,441st
The Borderlands of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Ja Pierdole, Ale Faza!
THE Cybernetic Ghost of The Emperor
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population18.473 billion

CapitalRoboFrance 29
LeaderTHE Cybernetic Ghost of The Emperor
FaithThe Cult of The Emperor

CurrencyJive Turkey
AnimalAnthropomorphic Horse

The Borderlands of Newfatland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by THE Cybernetic Ghost of The Emperor with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, unlimited-speed roads, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, devout population of 18.473 billion Newfatlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Defense are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of RoboFrance 29. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Newfatlandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,877 trillion Jive Turkeys a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 209,884 Jive Turkeys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it... Newfatlandian satellites can detect it, films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay, the nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts, and more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Newfatland's national animal is the Anthropomorphic Horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Cult of The Emperor.

Newfatland is ranked 196,501st in the world and 9,589th in The North Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -8.44 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 765thMost Influential: 1,087thLargest Black Market: 1,441stMost Stationary: 1,609thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,878thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,155thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,337thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,635thBest Weather: 2,638thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,654thHighest Economic Output: 2,768thMost Developed: 2,935thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,057thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,114thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,175thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,185thLowest Crime Rates: 3,363rdLongest Average Lifespans: 3,703rdLargest Governments: 4,508thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,562ndMost Devout: 4,571stHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,719thSmartest Citizens: 5,085thHealthiest Citizens: 5,379thHighest Average Incomes: 5,559thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,844thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,004thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,149thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,323rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,493rdLargest Populations: 7,601stMost Cultured: 7,694thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,172ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,432ndMost Inclusive: 9,763rdMost Efficient Economies: 9,814thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,848thTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 17,709thMost Cheerful Citizens: 19,451st
Most Stationary: 28th in the regionLargest Black Market: 55th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 76th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 79th in the regionLargest Populations: 90th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 99th in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 102nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 111th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 118th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 148th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 149th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 158th in the regionBest Weather: 162nd in the regionMost Developed: 166th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 167th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 180th in the regionMost Devout: 180th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 203rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 220th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 221st in the regionLargest Governments: 225th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 260th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 274th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 277th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 300th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 301st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 313th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 316th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 324th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 353rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 358th in the regionMost Cultured: 379th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 414th in the regionMost Influential: 426th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 500th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 511th in the regionMost Inclusive: 558th in the regionNudest: 908th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 963rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 991st in the region

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