The Dominion of Nexian Empire is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Davina Madison with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and national health service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.255 billion Nexians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Administration, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nexus and Helios. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Nexian economy, worth 756 trillion Decas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Trout Farming. Average income is an amazing 232,426 Decas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world, motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts", children need to wear helmets and safety harnesses before mounting a carousel horse, and banning party poppers has been a real party pooper. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nexian Empire's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Nexian Empire is ranked 281,656^th in the world and 740^th in United Kingdom for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 0.67 missed references per hour.