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Most Armed: 7,841stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,490th
The Republic of
Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists
Evil has no limit
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Some

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Nhauzrhiashia

Population417 million

CurrencyEvil Dollar
AnimalDodo

The Republic of Nhauzrhiashia is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, parental licensing program, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, devout population of 417 million Nhauzrhiashians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 50.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Nhauzrhiashian economy, worth 16.2 trillion Evil Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,896 Evil Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi, business is adjusting to new gender equality policies in the workplace, nocturnal light pollution is mostly blue, and it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nhauzrhiashia's national animal is the Dodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nhauzrhiashia is ranked 237,477th in the world and 120th in Worlds of Colors for Rudest Citizens, with 8.25 Insults Per Minute.

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Most Armed: 7,841stTop
10%
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,490th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nhauzrhiashia, it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey.
  • : Following new legislation in Nhauzrhiashia, nocturnal light pollution is mostly blue.
  • : Following new legislation in Nhauzrhiashia, business is adjusting to new gender equality policies in the workplace.
  • : Nhauzrhiashia was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Authoritarian Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Nhauzrhiashia, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi.
  • : Following new legislation in Nhauzrhiashia, the urinary fragrance of seedier establishments is thankfully hidden by the smell of stale smoke.
  • : Following new legislation in Nhauzrhiashia, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs.
  • : Following new legislation in Nhauzrhiashia, politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return.
  • : Following new legislation in Nhauzrhiashia, military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Nhauzrhiashia, museums have more touchscreens on display than artifacts.

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