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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,128thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,150thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,521st
The Holy Confederation of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
Children of the sun and moon
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Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Ni Hon

Population18.789 billion

CapitalMwêzïjkał
LeaderLimaku
FaithMinggdüism

CurrencyMwêzïjł
AnimalPeacock

The Holy Confederation of Ni Hon is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Limaku with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, prohibition of alcohol, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.789 billion Minggdüdüjtit are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mwêzïjkał. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Minggdütit economy, worth a remarkable 2,990 trillion Mwêzïjłs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 159,171 Mwêzïjłs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Jaywalking is punishable by public flogging, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance, and rural children are told reading's important (for other people). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ni Hon's national animal is the Peacock, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Minggdüism.

Ni Hon is ranked 9,830th in the world and 529th in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 119 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,128thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,150thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,521stLowest Crime Rates: 1,593rdMost Beautiful Environments: 1,849thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,898thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,963rdBest Weather: 2,099thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,470thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,786thLargest Governments: 2,931stTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,509thMost Developed: 3,541stLargest Welfare Programs: 3,653rdLongest Average Lifespans: 3,924thMost Influential: 4,346thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,627thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,096thMost Efficient Economies: 5,356thMost Pacifist: 6,368thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,432ndSmartest Citizens: 6,635thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,911thHighest Economic Output: 7,256thSafest: 8,009thHealthiest Citizens: 8,959thMost Cultured: 9,830thMost Stationary: 10,049thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,621stMost Devout: 12,000thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,099thTop
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Most Patriotic: 16,151stMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,282ndMost Authoritarian: 18,152ndLargest Populations: 18,338thHighest Average Incomes: 18,854thHighest Food Quality: 18,930thMost Income Equality: 21,159th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 40th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 44th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 56th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 68th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 69th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 74th in the regionMost Influential: 75th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 78th in the regionBest Weather: 79th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 79th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 95th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 107th in the regionLargest Governments: 116th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 163rd in the regionMost Stationary: 167th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 170th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 203rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 223rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 224th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 297th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 334th in the regionMost Pacifist: 353rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 356th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 440th in the regionSafest: 464th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 478th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 522nd in the regionMost Cultured: 529th in the regionLargest Populations: 614th in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 666th in the regionMost Devout: 716th in the regionMost Income Equality: 771st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 861st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,104th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1,137th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,181st in the region

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