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Nic Cage

Population395 million


The Community of Nic Cage is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its public floggings, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 395 million Nic Cageans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 51.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Nic Cagean economy, worth 16.2 trillion Loonies a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,913 Loonies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

New safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Nic Cage to be bombproof, the fattest folk in Nic Cage look to be the happiest ones, the Messiah (formerly known as Brian) is a mayoral candidate, and the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nic Cage's national animal is the Octopus, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Nic Cage is ranked 75,023rd in the world and 3,474th in The East Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 2,415.14 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 8,493rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,842ndTop
Nicest Citizens: 17,753rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 18,781stMost Influential: 19,690thLargest Welfare Programs: 20,409th
Least Corrupt Governments: 334th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 599th in the regionNicest Citizens: 625th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 666th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 814th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 884th in the region

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