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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,731stMost Secular: 3,084thMost Avoided: 3,162nd
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Nicholas and Great Britain

Population972 million



The United Communist Kingdom of Nicholas and Great Britain is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by Nicholas with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, ubiquitous missile silos, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 972 million Nicholas and Great Britishes are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 42.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Nicholas and Great British economy, worth 115 trillion NichoPounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 118,634 NichoPounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A baby's first breath is also a baby's first felony, overhead luggage compartments on planes sometimes conceal dimunitive intelligence officers, heroes long thought dead are promptly killed upon their return, and vaccinations are mandatory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nicholas and Great Britain's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Nicholas and Great Britain is ranked 2,731st in the world and 96th in the South Pacific for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 64.59 Whatever.

Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,731stMost Secular: 3,084thMost Avoided: 3,162ndMost Authoritarian: 3,645thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,932ndMost Corrupt Governments: 4,147thMost Conservative: 4,449thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,501stLargest Mining Sector: 4,550thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,978thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,978thLargest Black Market: 11,314thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,557thLowest Crime Rates: 16,158thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 16,711thHighest Disposable Incomes: 16,727thMost Extreme: 17,411thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18,685thMost Income Equality: 18,880thLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,112thHealthiest Citizens: 23,465thMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,516thHighest Average Incomes: 24,092nd
Most Avoided: 74th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 96th in the regionMost Secular: 106th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 109th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 122nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 144th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 144th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 179th in the regionMost Extreme: 195th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 204th in the regionMost Conservative: 207th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 350th in the regionLargest Black Market: 393rd in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 454th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 456th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 502nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 549th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 587th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 676th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 685th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 718th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 738th in the regionMost Income Equality: 805th in the region

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