The Genocidal Dictatorship of Nicholas and Great Britain is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Nicholas with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, parental licensing program, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.559 billion Britolasians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 80.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Nicholas and Great British economy, worth a remarkable 2,093 trillion NichoPounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 276,919 NichoPounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

It is said that a Nicholas and Great British woman's work is never done, Nicholas and Great Britain's heavy congestion charges are the bane of motorists' lives, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence', and nudity is frowned upon. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nicholas and Great Britain's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Atheism.

Nicholas and Great Britain is ranked 6,719^th in the world and 154^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 109.48 law-abiding acts per hour.