The Free Land of Nickelodeon 11 is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, sprawling nuclear power plants, and compulsory military service. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 284 million Ninininininicks have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 8.0%.

The strong Nickleodan economy, worth 22.2 trillion gaksplats a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Pizza Delivery, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 78,072 gaksplats, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

If a tree falls in the forest Leader is personally notified, saying "don't do anything that Leader wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead, and classes at Nickelodeon 11 City University get canceled on Brancaland's Independence Day. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Nickelodeon 11's national animal is the rugrat and wishbone dog, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Nickelodeon 11 is ranked 206,837^th in the world and 6,203^rd in the Rejected Realms for Most Extreme, scoring 7.75 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.