by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,620thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,508thMost Influential: 3,230th
The Colony of
Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots
Use tha head not da brain
Disguy Williams
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Population1.585 billion

LeaderDisguy Williams


The Colony of Nimphadale is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Disguy Williams with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 1.585 billion Nimphadaleans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pandalea. The average income tax rate is 66.3%.

The powerhouse Nimphadalean economy, worth 118 trillion times a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 74,951 times, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

The new iVote app allows representatives to vote on legislation by launching ill-tempered birds and matching candies, prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population, politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back, and the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nimphadale's national animal is the sparrow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Haututu.

Nimphadale is ranked 67,171st in the world and 1,955th in the South Pacific for Most Average, scoring 42 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,620thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,508thMost Influential: 3,230thMost Secular: 3,407thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 17,174thBest Weather: 17,584thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,101stLongest Average Lifespans: 19,370th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 58th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 138th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 376th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 402nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 553rd in the regionBest Weather: 600th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 616th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 663rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 677th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 689th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 725th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 744th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 766th in the region

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