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Nimros

Population11.505 billion

CapitalNimrosia
LeaderDelphinos
FaithNimrodoxy

CurrencyNomisma
AnimalDolphin

The Republic of Nimros is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Delphinos with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, complete lack of prisons, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 11.505 billion Nimroans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nimrosia. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Nimroan economy, worth a remarkable 2,009 trillion Nomismas a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 174,671 Nomismas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign policy often involves bullwhips and leather, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers, people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler', and internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nimros's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Nimrodoxy.

Nimros is ranked 206,059th in the world and 424th in Forest for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -13.18 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 148thMost Beautiful Environments: 398thBest Weather: 401stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 463rdMost Devout: 492ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 552ndMost Pacifist: 646thMost Compassionate Citizens: 674thMost Developed: 689thMost Cultured: 694thMost Advanced Public Education: 698thSafest: 705thNicest Citizens: 762ndLongest Average Lifespans: 792ndHealthiest Citizens: 812thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 902ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 916thLowest Crime Rates: 1,209thLargest Governments: 1,328thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,332ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,397thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,524thMost Inclusive: 1,554thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,164thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,239thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,865thMost Influential: 3,083rdSmartest Citizens: 3,159thMost Efficient Economies: 3,348thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,395thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,806thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,185thHighest Economic Output: 7,285thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,648thHighest Average Incomes: 9,088thTop
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Most Income Equality: 15,021stMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,882nd
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Most Cultured: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8th in the regionSafest: 9th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 10th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 12th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 12th in the regionMost Devout: 13th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Pacifist: 15th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 15th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 16th in the regionNicest Citizens: 16th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16th in the regionLargest Governments: 17th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19th in the regionBest Weather: 19th in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 24th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 26th in the regionMost Inclusive: 28th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 29th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 35th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 37th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 42nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 42nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nimros, internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Nimros, people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler'.
  • : Following new legislation in Nimros, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers.
  • : Following new legislation in Nimros, foreign policy often involves bullwhips and leather.
  • : Following new legislation in Nimros, prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others.
  • : Following new legislation in Nimros, there's a hole in the heart of every Nimroan city.
  • : Following new legislation in Nimros, the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire.
  • : Following new legislation in Nimros, pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit.
  • : Following new legislation in Nimros, trust-fund babies line up for places in community college.
  • : Following new legislation in Nimros, it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow.

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