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Most Politically Free: 7,771st
The Panic At The Disco of
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You Could 'Cause You Can So You Do
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Nine In The Afternoon

Population1.918 billion


The Panic At The Disco of Nine In The Afternoon is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its digital currency and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.918 billion Nine In The Afternoonians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.1%.

The very strong Nine In The Afternoonian economy, worth 113 trillion pains a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 58,926 pains, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.

Glancing at the car radio display while driving is treated as attempted homicide, high school bands practice by moonlight, foreign leaders who don't applaud Leader's speeches are regarded as enemies of Nine In The Afternoon, and orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nine In The Afternoon's national animal is the panic, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nine In The Afternoon is ranked 113,451st in the world and 476th in Devide by Zero for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 165.26 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Most Politically Free: 7,771st
Best Weather: 8th in the regionMost Devout: 18th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 26th in the regionNicest Citizens: 32nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 36th in the regionMost Politically Free: 37th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 38th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 39th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 59th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 59th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 65th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 72nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 75th in the region

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