by Max Barry

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,808thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12,396thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15,982nd
The Panic At The Disco of
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Nine In The Afternoon

Population2.916 billion


The Panic At The Disco of Nine In The Afternoon is a massive, genial nation, notable for its frequent executions, disturbing lack of elderly people, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.916 billion Nine In The Afternoonians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.5%.

The very strong Nine In The Afternoonian economy, worth 173 trillion pains a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 59,563 pains, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.

Lending money has become a major liability, prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams, the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter, and delivery truck companies use hospital parking lots to store 16-wheelers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nine In The Afternoon's national animal is the panic.

Nine In The Afternoon is ranked 52,118th in the world and 281st in Angelene for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 3,635.37 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,808thTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12,396thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15,982ndMost Politically Free: 16,445th
Largest Populations: 24th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 27th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 29th in the regionMost Devout: 52nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 53rd in the regionTop
Best Weather: 109th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 114th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 168th in the regionMost Conservative: 174th in the region

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