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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,904th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,750th Least Corrupt Governments: 5,748th
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Heil Monetization
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Very Good

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NineYearOld

Population361 million

CurrencyBrofists
AnimalMaya

The Republic of NineYearOld is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, zero percent divorce rate, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 361 million NineYearOldians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 37.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong NineYearOldian economy, worth 33.9 trillion Brofists a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 93,950 Brofists, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Hospitals in NineYearOld are too busy serving the needs of The North Pacific to see NineYearOldians, Max Barry is this year's Miss NineYearOld, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, and nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. NineYearOld's national animal is the Maya, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

NineYearOld is ranked 73,832nd in the world and 3,755th in The North Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 58.67 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,904thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,750thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,748thMost Influential: 6,627thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 8,684thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,796thNicest Citizens: 10,546thMost Pacifist: 11,270thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,134thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,730th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 128th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 327th in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 450th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 460th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 564th in the regionNicest Citizens: 598th in the regionMost Pacifist: 606th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 717th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in NineYearOld, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers.
  • : Following new legislation in NineYearOld, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws.
  • : Following new legislation in NineYearOld, Max Barry is this year's Miss NineYearOld.
  • : Following new legislation in NineYearOld, hospitals in NineYearOld are too busy serving the needs of The North Pacific to see NineYearOldians.
  • : Following new legislation in NineYearOld, helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage.
  • : NineYearOld was endorsed by The Republic of Zumlandia.
  • : Following new legislation in NineYearOld, the Grinder at Fat Sal's Deli and Recycling Center is a national institution.
  • : Following new legislation in NineYearOld, small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants.
  • : Following new legislation in NineYearOld, babies are a small but significant export.
  • : NineYearOld was endorsed by The Free Land of Steraz.

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