The Holy Empire of Nirmalandia is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cynical population of 375 million Nirmalandians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 73.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The strong Nirmalandian economy, worth 23.4 trillion Dogwhistles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 62,498 Dogwhistles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams, an endless multinational bureaucracy connects the Red Bloc, and most ambassadors from Nirmalandia retire only a few years after being appointed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nirmalandia's national animal is the Chimera, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Nirmalandia was endorsed by The United Regions of Glurponia.
- : Nirmalandia was endorsed by The Dictatorship of Loutsland.
- : Nirmalandia's influence in The North Pacific rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : Nirmalandia was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Kobagia.
- : Nirmalandia was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Amauri.
- : Following new legislation in Nirmalandia, most ambassadors from Nirmalandia retire only a few years after being appointed.
- : Nirmalandia endorsed The Beerpublic of Joodey.
- : Nirmalandia endorsed The Republic of Ttopa.
- : Nirmalandia endorsed The Democratic Social Republic of Makersaulache.
- : Nirmalandia endorsed The Democratic Republic of Justanistan.
Endorsements Received: 102 » Sinelona, El Fiji Grande, Territorio di Nessuno, Pallaith, Shibutani, Camista, Alunya, Shin-Hachioji, The Rhein States, Omnistria, Kasazzastan, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Great Bights Mum, Koda-Land, Trillius, Corfad, Sheldanada, Sunto, Sundred, Peldorn, Dar es Saalam, Guer Aike, Bayern-Straubing, Egalico, Ikea Rike, Saturns Edge, Uganda Knuckles UK, Holy Oranz, Unimaginable Doom, Acrabinnia, Yaorozu, Steampunk Ariel, North Bratislava, Notyoutopia, Frances Francis the First of France, Newpromisedland, Lomjia, 1 very fast endotarter, Siwale, Napnomadia, Tappan Hills, Torakuen, Pasargad, Spartoptia, Dreadton, Q w e r t y, Federation Terra Australis, Kwaj, Afrille, Liberum Mundi, and 52 others.Tsardom of Leonlandia, PlanetPunk, New Bremerton, Selfgradatude, The Notorious Mad Jack, Plangainer, Black Templares, Free Azzaca, Maott, National Goats, Jasminlandia, Sil Dorsett, New Pruessen, Valhalla123, United Draconia, Haor Chall, Ethnon, Moubarakistan, Vikingiarchy, Aratani, Buckerino, Ejhsa, Ibiscaton, Tire Sover, Shadowrik, General COE, Niradans, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Daiz, Castle Federation, Noahs Second Country, Former English Colony, Apetopia, Votak Matim, Test for a new hope, North Altatude, The Black Cathedral, Wineclaw, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, Romania-Moldavia, Elder Realms, Loli County, Eriadni, Xentherida, Constantinolia, Justanistan, Makersaulache, Joodey, Amauri, Kobagia, Loutsland, and Glurponia.