by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,693rd Most Secular: 4,168th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,853rd
The Holy Empire of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
In Nirmal We Trust
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Population375 million


The Holy Empire of Nirmalandia is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cynical population of 375 million Nirmalandians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 73.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Nirmalandian economy, worth 23.4 trillion Dogwhistles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 62,498 Dogwhistles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams, an endless multinational bureaucracy connects the Red Bloc, and most ambassadors from Nirmalandia retire only a few years after being appointed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nirmalandia's national animal is the Chimera, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nirmalandia is ranked 93,660th in the world and 4,932nd in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 308.59 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,693rdMost Secular: 4,168thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,853rdMost Influential: 5,474thTop
Highest Drug Use: 12,294thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,992ndMost Pacifist: 13,770thNicest Citizens: 15,314th
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 177th in the regionMost Secular: 224th in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 435th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 585th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 677th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 688th in the regionMost Pacifist: 750th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 809th in the region

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