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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,784thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,860thNudest: 5,149th
The United we can't survive of
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Nister

Population2.515 billion

Capitalending
Leaderlocking
Faithacrobatic nister

Currencynome
Animalbedrockian

The United we can't survive of Nister is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by locking with an iron fist, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, strictly enforced bedtime, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.515 billion Nisterians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ending. The average income tax rate is 45.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nisterian economy, worth 314 trillion nomes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 125,229 nomes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

A punitive tax has been placed on harmful emissions, printing out government documents requires the approval of at least three admins, sanitary products are sold in brown paper at hairdressers' salons, and a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nister's national animal is the bedrockian, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is acrobatic nister.

Nister is ranked 58,751st in the world and 1st in Empire Overlords for Highest Economic Output, with 314 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,784thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,860thNudest: 5,149thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,151stLargest Retail Industry: 7,014thMost Devout: 8,150thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,120thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,271stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,484thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,913thMost Avoided: 10,969thTop
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Largest Black Market: 12,287thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,568thHighest Disposable Incomes: 16,692ndHighest Poor Incomes: 20,716thHighest Average Incomes: 21,476thMost Valuable International Artwork: 22,497thMost Subsidized Industry: 23,388thMost Efficient Economies: 23,589th

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