by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 132ndMost Influential: 502ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,319th
The Commonwealth of
Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens
No Gods, only Man
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population793 million

LeaderThe Viceroy

CurrencyNistrian Pound
AnimalWhite Shark

The Commonwealth of Nistriabar is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by The Viceroy with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 793 million Nistrians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mako. The average income tax rate is 67.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nistriabarian economy, worth 106 trillion Nistrian Pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 133,714 Nistrian Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves, serial killers are the country's biggest import, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards, and the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nistriabar's national animal is the White Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Nistriabar is ranked 72,119th in the world and 2,170th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 143.5380331356 Days.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 132ndMost Influential: 502ndTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,319thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,169thSafest: 9,418thLargest Retail Industry: 9,853rdHighest Poor Incomes: 9,942ndTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 11,517thMost Developed: 11,553rdMost Secular: 12,409thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,419thMost Inclusive: 13,689thLowest Crime Rates: 14,305thSmartest Citizens: 15,437thMost Efficient Economies: 15,750thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,913thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,953rdLongest Average Lifespans: 16,667thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,183rdMost Beautiful Environments: 17,470thHighest Average Incomes: 17,636thLargest Governments: 18,562ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,844thHealthiest Citizens: 19,491stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,542ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20,060th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 99th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 165th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 312th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 481st in the regionTop
Safest: 509th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 514th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 515th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 609th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 620th in the regionMost Developed: 641st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 648th in the regionMost Secular: 674th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 681st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 690th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 728th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 730th in the regionMost Inclusive: 771st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 776th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 787th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 800th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 805th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 825th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 864th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 876th in the regionLargest Governments: 880th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 883rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 968th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nistriabar, the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget'.
  • : Following new legislation in Nistriabar, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards.
  • : Following new legislation in Nistriabar, serial killers are the country's biggest import.
  • : Following new legislation in Nistriabar, anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves.
  • : Nistriabar was endorsed by The Empire of Heilhum Imperius.
  • : Following new legislation in Nistriabar, drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps".
  • : Following new legislation in Nistriabar, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates.
  • : Following new legislation in Nistriabar, history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students.
  • : Following new legislation in Nistriabar, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend.
  • : Following new legislation in Nistriabar, the average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work.


World Assembly

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