by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 197thMost Influential: 372ndMost Secular: 846th
The Commonwealth of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
No Gods, only Man
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population1.227 billion

LeaderThe Viceroy
FaithState Atheism

CurrencyNistrian Pound
AnimalWhite Shark

The Commonwealth of Nistriabar is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by The Viceroy with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, daily referendums, and frequent executions. The democratic population of 1.227 billion Nistrians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mako. The average income tax rate is 43.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Nistriabarian economy, worth 154 trillion Nistrian Pounds a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 126,023 Nistrian Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Religious people are committed to mental institutions for treatment, for 25 Nistrian Pounds tourists can gawk at the site of national tragedy, toddler groups have taken over local libraries, and you can check out of an asylum if you've changed your mind. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nistriabar's national animal is the White Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Nistriabar is ranked 846th in the world and 47th in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 99.14 Atheism Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 197thMost Influential: 372ndMost Secular: 846thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,302ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,340thBest Weather: 9,196thLargest Retail Industry: 9,765thHealthiest Citizens: 9,841stMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,118thMost Developed: 10,911thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 12,593rdMost Inclusive: 13,356thSmartest Citizens: 13,456thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,680thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,138thHighest Disposable Incomes: 14,455thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,819thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,722ndSafest: 18,746thMost Rebellious Youth: 19,506thHighest Average Incomes: 20,348thMost Efficient Economies: 21,402nd
Most Secular: 47th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 108th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 150th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 327th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 371st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 468th in the regionBest Weather: 505th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 553rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 563rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 571st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 605th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 609th in the regionMost Developed: 641st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 664th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 720th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 723rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 740th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 755th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 766th in the regionMost Inclusive: 808th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 970th in the regionSafest: 1,004th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1,014th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nistriabar, you can check out of an asylum if you've changed your mind.
  • : Following new legislation in Nistriabar, toddler groups have taken over local libraries.
  • : Following new legislation in Nistriabar, for 25 Nistrian Pounds tourists can gawk at the site of national tragedy.
  • : Nistriabar was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Secular and the Top 5% for Most Developed and Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Nistriabar, religious people are committed to mental institutions for treatment.
  • : Following new legislation in Nistriabar, spontaneous nocturnal decapitation is considered 'death by natural causes' for enemies of Nistriabar.
  • : Following new legislation in Nistriabar, it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors.
  • : Following new legislation in Nistriabar, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Mako to enjoy their national art.
  • : Following new legislation in Nistriabar, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • : Nistriabar endorsed The New Comfedian Empire of Comfed.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 413 » Ethnon, Pallaith, Territorio di Nessuno, Freyford, SORT, Advancia-Sizzletown, Abonland, Volstokn, Chukstik Illahi, Tachycardia, McMasterdonia, Asgardira, Empy, Sundred, Dakota Territories, Hamerica, Dar es Saalam, Detrivania, Corfad, Montarc, Itallitopia, Eraver, Holy Oranz, Psychotic Vegans, Shibutani, The Rhein States, Serendipita Martia, Fendlium, Newpromisedland, Guer Aike, Quentiam Viventem, Noahs Second Country, Pazair, The Endless Eventide, The Tampa Bay Rays, Xagill, The New Communist Republic Of States, Xentherida, Godwanna, Orado, Sunto, Yaorozu, Dabarastan, Omnistria, North Bratislava, Antiyard, Dreadton, Necromonia, Interdimensional Zone, Napnomadia, and 363 others.Loli County, Koda-Land, Notyoutopia, Votak Matim, Seenvorland, Siwale, New Lakemba, El Fiji Grande, Praeceps, Loutsland, Vincone Cae, Humptalumpta, Aeurithianar, The Austro Germanic Union, Minuda, Clan Spaniel, Drutopia Insomnia, Prydania, East Supple Lund, Olofin, Soviet Terran, KhalChicken, Amblegreserland, Yemet, Great Bights Mum, Great Jenovah, Kappacon, Selfgradatude, Grue, New Avian, The Windmilluminati, Miamington, Aeolist, The Real Ram Ranch, Gilakistan, The Most Freedom Ever, Malta Comino Gozo, The Greylands, Old Emporia, Mordonerea, Zumlandia, Central Ryal, Kamohoalii, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Partax, Aetulia, Lemonbiscuits, Azzarel, The Stratosphere Islands, Manticore utopia, Vexilia, Yokciq Empire, Fascist Democracy, Walter Jackson, Pleroma Sans Romans, Alamei, Esplandia, Ausnakulia, West Hamburg, The Kingdom and Realm of Anubis, TJUN-ia, Zecit, Fel Imass, David Davidson, Logovets, The Discipled, The Bureaucratic Territories, The English Alliance, Cors Evia, Memenaide, Tyroshh, Virillum, Arimbia, Diodone, Altivia, Dopeland420, Centromuria, Cape Flower, Zokk, Free Culture, Unsophisticate, Phoronu, Dicko, Panama Coalition, United Asgardian States, The Sinclarian Provinces, Crader, Sil Dorsett, Schnuftelland, The Iron Lions, Arquadea, Zupla, Preble, 1 very fast endotarter, Ravendi, North Armatas, Adehgord, Valhalla123, Lucedeia, LostLegion, Australian Socialist Commonwealths, Lorigia, Varola, Braghz, Iconic Republic, United Kahndaq, Ediola, Solmetria, Valentine Z, Chatheatinamopia, New Octicarg, Texas States, Singamadri, Ereena, Rad Lads, Karazan, Tarr-Nation, The AP Republic, Spades Atlantic, Cloydicia, Anungu, Wilkshire, The True Frog, Jovian Knights, Ataraxia Somnia, Wooleystan, Marmiedon, Conservative State of Poland, Vauquelin, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Nova Arcania, Sile Maungistan, Armandlandia, Austral States of America, Potatolandium, Vagabond Valley, Abiswashyo-bhumi, United States of Americanas, Choistan, Nationeer, Newam, French Bananastan, United States of Medford, Blackphir, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, Iron Cladia, Unshleepd, BrightFutures, Fizban, Cinnibar, Yukti, East Wushen, Independent Halls, Pradovnia, Simone Republic, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Vesuva, Joodey, 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people, Former English Colony, Libertania Democratica, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Dangine, Solcius, Hopsin, Asoc lon, El Emayo, Kocherian, Innocentic, Yalgora, Seanat, Entecavir, Brucklania, Arichia, Highton Islands, Nouvelle-Floride, Unimaginable Doom, New Jamgra, Xyrron, Principia Mathematica, Gin Tonic, Kragsgale, R libanon, Colonies of Free Temeria, United Island States of Southeast Asia, Czechnin, SparkleMinds, Karlinagrad, Cartero, Teg, Blackborough Republic, Pigeonstan, Picairn, Brikule, The Lava Turtle, Jestings, Animu Place, DIMAnism, Sattelbach, Cretox State, New Dice, Zaeli, The Great Imperial Roman Empire, East Natomes, Copola, Sakarna, Bend Mai, Mannsoneria, Ihsan, Tukayyiad, Camikistan, Smesh, Artemis Selene, Takushipa, Diplomasqi, The Canadian Peoples Republic, Cascadiya, Mystiquelle, Caselpania, Cartures, Fortskand, The Holy Rysican Empire, Free Lives, Lux Conos, Mardessa, Eisenmund, Zimmerdachen, Nichigo Sebe, Sembawang GRC, Guepo, Madjack, Maynilan, Palisede, TyGerria, Cabaifer, Xipher, Cosamaloapan, Astal Aavors, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, Cucuville, Buckhem, Eastern Cous Empria, Andexia, WeKnow, Moubarakistan, Democratic Republic of Kohland, Heilhum Imperius, Batatoland Empire, Runeda, Draconian Progression, Sisang, Harjad, Frahnkzaden, Aerilia, Morover, Lulubellia, Outer Shenendoah, Glanst, Elvoreto, The Kingdom Of Wagies, Chips and Guac, Sardona, Rozarus, Hardscrabble, Cereskia, Merconitonitopia, Magna Banitia, A Die, Republica Guilleana, Sopernia, Boston Castle, Jerzykowo, An Identity Crisis, New Ecronentia, Gorundu, Pytong, Black Spears, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Venicea, Religioncord, Great Robertia, Dai Nippon Yamato, Bankowiata, The Clever Crow, Maclare, Kazoo Basin, Maratabat, and The Unified Missourtama States.

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