The Commonwealth of Nistriabar is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by The Viceroy with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 793 million Nistrians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mako. The average income tax rate is 67.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nistriabarian economy, worth 106 trillion Nistrian Pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 133,714 Nistrian Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves, serial killers are the country's biggest import, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards, and the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nistriabar's national animal is the White Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Nistriabar is ranked 72,119^th in the world and 2,170^th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 143.5380331356 Days.