The Commonwealth of Nistriabar is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by The Viceroy with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, daily referendums, and frequent executions. The democratic population of 1.227 billion Nistrians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mako. The average income tax rate is 43.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Nistriabarian economy, worth 154 trillion Nistrian Pounds a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 126,023 Nistrian Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Religious people are committed to mental institutions for treatment, for 25 Nistrian Pounds tourists can gawk at the site of national tragedy, toddler groups have taken over local libraries, and you can check out of an asylum if you've changed your mind. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nistriabar's national animal is the White Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Nistriabar is ranked 846^th in the world and 47^th in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 99.14 Atheism Rate.