The State of Nkouka is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-working, democratic population of 16.565 billion Nkoukans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.3%.

The very strong Nkoukan economy, worth a remarkable 1,087 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Gambling. Average income is 65,634 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 206,148 per year while the poor average 16,000, a ratio of 12.9 to 1.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, and Nkouka's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Nkouka's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Nkouka is ranked 260,009^th in the world and 5^th in Democratic Republic of the Congo for Lowest Crime Rates, with 46.21 law-abiding acts per hour.