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No youu

Population2.184 billion


CurrencyNou Kroner

The Federal Republic of No youu is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by E with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.184 billion No you hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cruzlin. The average income tax rate is 57.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Nou economy, worth 129 trillion Nou Kroners a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 59,094 Nou Kroners, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is devoted to world peas, couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material', seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma, and all tariffs have been abolished. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. No youu's national animal is the Nou, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

No youu is ranked 93,490th in the world and 3,373rd in the South Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 52.13 Insults Per Minute.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,493rdMost Influential: 3,467thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,936thMost Armed: 11,392ndTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 15,545thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 18,353rdBest Weather: 19,880thMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,849thMost Beautiful Environments: 23,131st
Most Armed: 271st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 297th in the regionTop
Most Politically Free: 434th in the regionMost Influential: 446th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 455th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 465th in the regionBest Weather: 685th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 692nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 748th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 765th in the region

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