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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2ndNudest: 9thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 27th
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Noahs Second Country

Population7.576 billion

CapitalSoops MV Crash Site
Faithabusing the anti-abuse system

Currencysecond best currency
Animalsecond best animal

The Second Best of Noahs Second Country is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Noah with a fair hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, complete lack of prisons, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 7.576 billion second best citizens live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, although Education is also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Soops MV Crash Site. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient second best economy, worth a remarkable 2,465 trillion second best currencies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 325,400 second best currencies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 997,065 per year while the poor average 82,204, a ratio of 12.1 to 1.

The police are destroying all photographic evidence of their own existence, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians, it turns out that money can buy you happiness, and education and welfare spending are on the rise. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Noahs Second Country's national animal is the second best animal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is abusing the anti-abuse system.

Noahs Second Country is ranked 285th in the world and 8th in The North Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 2,490.36 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 2ndNudest: 9thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 27thRudest Citizens: 40thHighest Crime Rates: 107thMost Influential: 138thMost Armed: 148thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 151stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 154thFattest Citizens: 200thLargest Retail Industry: 233rdLargest Gambling Industry: 279thMost Avoided: 285thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 295thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 392ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 506thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 571stMost Rebellious Youth: 682ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 891stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,156thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,240thHighest Average Incomes: 1,500thLargest Mining Sector: 1,661stMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,661stMost Politically Free: 1,694thHighest Drug Use: 1,824thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,836thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 2,093rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,202ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,549thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,082ndMost Efficient Economies: 3,084thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,413thHighest Economic Output: 5,663rdMost Cultured: 7,286thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,905thTop
Most Secular: 10,952ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,157thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12,069thSmartest Citizens: 12,185thMost Pro-Market: 13,408thMost Extreme: 13,706thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13,892ndLargest Black Market: 15,465thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,503rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 18,880thLargest Publishing Industry: 19,584th
Nudest: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionMost Politically Free: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 8th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 17th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Influential: 24th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 24th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 27th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 28th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 35th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 40th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 40th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 45th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 62nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 70th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 82nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 88th in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 108th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 112th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 152nd in the regionMost Extreme: 152nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 167th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 185th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 187th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 193rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 206th in the regionMost Cultured: 365th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 437th in the regionTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 467th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 529th in the regionLargest Black Market: 539th in the regionMost Secular: 612th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 663rd in the regionLargest Populations: 686th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 834th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 893rd in the region

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