The Second Best of Noahs Second Country is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Noah with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, deadly medical pandemics, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 9.023 billion second best citizens live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, although Education and Administration are also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of flaming dumpster fire. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient second best economy, worth a remarkable 3,176 trillion second best currencies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 352,007 second best currencies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,269,490 per year while the poor average 3,518, a ratio of 929 to 1.

Noah is famed for giving great back rubs, Jennifer Government is a bestseller, the tenet of free speech is held dear, and patriotic citizens simply tend to applaud rather than sing the nation's praises. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Noahs Second Country's national animal is the second best animal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is abusing the anti-abuse system.

Noahs Second Country is ranked 10,031^st in the world and 488^th in The North Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 11,382.47 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.