The Second Resurrection of Noahs Second Country is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Second Best Leader with a fair hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, daily referendums, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.044 billion second best people live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Second Best City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient second best economy, worth a remarkable 1,345 trillion second best currencies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 266,710 second best currencies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,074,759 per year while the poor average 8,846, a ratio of 234 to 1.

More citizens have access to Maxtopian Grass than clean drinking water, parents often ask to see a credit report before lending money to their own children, social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks, and drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Noahs Second Country's national animal is the second best animal, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Noahs Second Country is ranked 1,241^st in the world and 32^nd in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 10,076.1 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.