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Rudest Citizens: 121st Most World Assembly Endorsements: 139th Highest Crime Rates: 191st
The Second Resurrection of
Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society
Our second motto
Second Best Leader
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Noahs Second Country

Population5.044 billion

CapitalSecond Best City
LeaderSecond Best Leader

Currencysecond best currency
Animalsecond best animal

The Second Resurrection of Noahs Second Country is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Second Best Leader with a fair hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, daily referendums, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.044 billion second best people live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Second Best City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient second best economy, worth a remarkable 1,345 trillion second best currencies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 266,710 second best currencies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,074,759 per year while the poor average 8,846, a ratio of 234 to 1.

More citizens have access to Maxtopian Grass than clean drinking water, parents often ask to see a credit report before lending money to their own children, social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks, and drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Noahs Second Country's national animal is the second best animal, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Noahs Second Country is ranked 1,241st in the world and 32nd in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 10,076.1 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Rudest Citizens: 121stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 139thHighest Crime Rates: 191stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 218thMost Armed: 236thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 250thFattest Citizens: 373rdLargest Gambling Industry: 379thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 422ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 452ndLargest Retail Industry: 531stMost Avoided: 534thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 596thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 659thHighest Disposable Incomes: 849thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,006thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,241stMost Rebellious Youth: 1,382ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,438thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 2,060thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,280thHighest Average Incomes: 2,318thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,346thMost Influential: 2,364thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,637thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,120thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,511thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,286thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,409thMost Politically Free: 6,356thMost Pro-Market: 6,399thMost Efficient Economies: 6,482ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6,595thNudest: 6,604thMost Extreme: 7,038thTop
Highest Economic Output: 9,679thMost Cultured: 12,098thMost Secular: 13,202ndHighest Drug Use: 13,249thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,912thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,470thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15,912th
Rudest Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11th in the regionMost Armed: 11th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 12th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12th in the regionFattest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Avoided: 13th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 15th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 16th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 24th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 27th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 28th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 32nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 32nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 52nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 53rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 63rd in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 84th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 93rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 106th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 125th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 143rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 147th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 172nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 175th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 197th in the regionNudest: 209th in the regionMost Extreme: 215th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 232nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 249th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 262nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 282nd in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 471st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 522nd in the regionMost Cultured: 613th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 666th in the regionMost Secular: 708th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 788th in the regionMost Influential: 807th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Noahs Second Country was endorsed by The United Regions of Glurponia.
  • : Following new legislation in Noahs Second Country, drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients.
  • : Following new legislation in Noahs Second Country, social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks.
  • : Following new legislation in Noahs Second Country, parents often ask to see a credit report before lending money to their own children.
  • : Following new legislation in Noahs Second Country, more citizens have access to Maxtopian Grass than clean drinking water.
  • : Following new legislation in Noahs Second Country, innocent defendants often plead guilty for fear of receiving a much harsher sentence before jury.
  • : Following new legislation in Noahs Second Country, the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds.
  • : Following new legislation in Noahs Second Country, foreign nations often blame poverty and terrorism on second best selfishness.
  • : Following new legislation in Noahs Second Country, all tariffs have been abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in Noahs Second Country, sofas are perpetually on sales that Must End Soon.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 402 » Destructive Government Endorsing System, Alunya, Shibutani, Coprianus, Cors Evia, Aweland, The Backwardest Nation You Know, Federalania, Angwayster, Amerian States, Pallaith, Sea Ghost, Siwale, 2 and 2 is Fish, Ecronentia, Bananoonza, Empy, Edwaziefind, El Fiji Grande, Shin-Hachioji, Cobrakia, British Pacific Islands, Analomink, Enworbia, Arimbia, Alice Gardens, Drusselstein, Blackphir, Fascist Democracy, Diodone, Chukstik Illahi, Azzarel, Antiyard, Breduria, Dicko, East Wushen, Atain, Beta Centauri B3, Territorio di Nessuno, Jasminlandia, COCOPUFFS, Black Templares, Fayyayid, Babacar, Tsardom of Leonlandia, Central Ryal, Trillius, Altivia, Great Bights Mum, Corfad, and 352 others.Uganda Knuckles UK, Aeviternus, Sunto, Kwaj, Ethnon, Sundred, Choistan, Acrabinnia, Egalico, Prydania, North Bratislava, Arzenoa, Koda-Land, Omnistria, Bayern-Straubing, Bananaaaaa, Free Culture, Detrivania, Peldorn, Notyoutopia, Dillhole Land, Spartoptia, Faustonia, Dreadton, David Davidson, Brettenia, Frances Francis the First of France, Dopeland420, Ausnakulia, Esplandia, French Bananastan, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Sil Dorsett, Camarthen, Eslua, Torakuen, Tappan Hills, Aldros, Castle Federation, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Erwo Stal, 1 very fast endotarter, Steampunk Ariel, COCONUT-CITY, Bonjoura, Vikingiarchy, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, Vernest Quill, Loli County, Heken, Ammurp Stecdoodastal, Loutsland, New Caeitanordia, Cinnibar, Longsword01, Cyrenayca, Holy Oranz, Eylstadt Izetta, Agharya, Auquatania, Itallitopia, Lower Nubia, JAOECW536, Gilakistan, Montarc, Nirmalandia, Lnua, Lesbian Femdom, Moisus, GreFrada, Habanan, Libertarian Nation of Japan, Naurasium, Indiana Hoosier nation, Lanorth, Miruma, Greallemonsland, Newpromisedland, Kasazzastan, Dar es Saalam, Ischyri Thelis, Axstahl, German Holy Roman Empire, Minuda, La Mudita, Hileville, Kuda1, Kosackia, Daiz, Kubrostavsria, Bojacks and Jills, Changjo, Illichiana, Metamen, Moose repupblic, Manticore utopia, National Goats, Napnomadia, Q w e r t y, AltanUrag, Kolorland, Get Away From Me, Lamuell, Calamazo, Yugobatania, Sinelona, New Pruessen, Zokk, Necromonia, Marmiedon, Jackxanlandia, Humptalumpta, Kanlidia, Zumlandia, Holy Marcus Empire, Great japanese islands, Western Vapia, New us ville, Union of Austria-Hungary, The Sinclarian Provinces, Of Many, Russlandian States, Wunderstrafanstalt, Kuveria, The Discipled, Sunaiya, ZimRobwe, Orenmark, Surikatia, Original Colonies, Rkainjel, Misuvelia, Wilkshire, The Empire of Bangladesh, Island States of Skelldia, Yaorozu, Joodey, Warsaw-Halicz, Tianqing, Ponasia, Unian Union of City States, Orven, Pinguioris, Partax, The Seven Shed Skins, Soviet Terran, Virillum, Saturns Edge, Lemonbiscuits, Planes, United States of Medford, The English Alliance, Sheldanada, Yemet, Magorostan, Storland, Oktavio, Scrubbertalia, PembrokeLand, Pradovnia, Walter Jackson, Malta Comino Gozo, Theodorna, United States of Americanas, Old Emporia, Vincone Cae, Sheldony, Northern Glory, Moanapo, New Bremerton, Nortopenesenia, Plangainer, Iudaeah, Scouria, The Windmilluminati, Pleroma Sans Romans, Republic of Naya, Shigonia, Pomur, The Most Freedom Ever, Kalatona, The Iron Lions, Republic of New Atlantis, Marijuana Haven, Wooleystan, The Bureaucratic Territories, Renzic, Valhalla123, Kelvaros Prime, RoyalForeverever, Helix Labs, The Holy Lands of Namiir, Aeolist, Unsophisticate, Maroon Peak, Vexilia, Supercarriers, Swolecat, Phoronu, Suicidistan, Gukapub, Ibiscaton, Rydeum, Genuflect, Ice and Tinian, LostLegion, Iselko, Anna Airters, Kalimora Aire, The Kingdom of Malomgo, Lomjia, Phualand, SirHardHead, New Eleria, Yukti, Saint Alaric, Menghormati, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, Thoven, SORT, San Xavier, Scrisix, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, WhyNotRepublic, Former English Colony, Iotar, Outer Egorniand, Musselshell, Pop7up, The AP Republic, Free Azzaca, Apetopia, Cairnben, New Ailborie Doonstan, Fizban, Selfgradatude, Dadastan Archipelago, Islessallend, Heimgau, Proov583, Nuova Belgica, Elder Realms, Potatolandium, Viridiann, PlanetPunk, The Arbeiterklasse, Tarr-Nation, The Austro Germanic Union, Sile Maungistan, Nordic-British Union, Panama Coalition, Venezuelia, Zupla, Pans Desta, Aroa, The Rhein States, Cloydicia, Pauliestien, The West United States, Votak Matim, Ejhsa, Yummy Blubber, Neo Colorado, Federation Terra Australis, Luciferian666, Elianzonia, Bidragistan, Shadowrik, Marxist Luxembourg, Spunkland, Solmetria, Mount Timbers, Orado, Experra, Sacrento, Novaray, Staniel, The Lucky but Unfortunate Wanderers, NationTownState, The Kyziban Islands, Dylanana, Felpolandia, SchoolHouse Rock, United States of Straight Sheeple, New Phyrreus, Test for a new hope, Mercandia, New Dele, Karazan, Willisonvilledaleton, Carler, United Kahndaq, Elgaland-Vargaland, Palisede, Narwhal, The Bloodline of the Angels, Dawn Guard, Spodexia, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, Willifusland, War Peace 123, Mesherica, Yokyo, Copria, Austurasia, AGoodPlace, Dorgus, Zankioa, Kokomo Island, Neo Hungarica, Ara Antrizuls, Elestrum, North Altatude, North Armatas, The Black Cathedral, Antityranicals, Wineclaw, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Ostrinios, Walist, Abject Ludicrosity, The Ered Engrin, Ikea Rike, Maott, Revolutionary Sealand, Durr, Beta Cyndriel, Guer Aike, Senkaiboashi, Odrinia, Constantinolia, Haor Chall, Keelut, Felhaven, Eriadni, Xentherida, Pasargad, VNA, Manushia, Lunallian, Jefffliu, Justanistan, Kulgatha, The Republic of Rosemount, Aratani, Makersaulache, Arquan, Foraldn, Amauri, Xzavia-Hjar, and Glurponia.

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