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Noahs Second Country was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 320
Rudest Citizens: 27thMost Valuable International Artwork: 59thHighest Crime Rates: 76th
The Second Best of
Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society
The Second Best Nation in the World!
Noah
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Corrupted

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Noahs Second Country

Population9.023 billion

Capitalflaming dumpster fire
LeaderNoah
Faithabusing the anti-abuse system

Currencysecond best currency
Animalsecond best animal

The Second Best of Noahs Second Country is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Noah with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, deadly medical pandemics, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 9.023 billion second best citizens live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, although Education and Administration are also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of flaming dumpster fire. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient second best economy, worth a remarkable 3,176 trillion second best currencies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 352,007 second best currencies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,269,490 per year while the poor average 3,518, a ratio of 929 to 1.

Noah is famed for giving great back rubs, Jennifer Government is a bestseller, the tenet of free speech is held dear, and patriotic citizens simply tend to applaud rather than sing the nation's praises. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Noahs Second Country's national animal is the second best animal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is abusing the anti-abuse system.

Noahs Second Country is ranked 10,031st in the world and 488th in The North Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 11,382.47 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Rudest Citizens: 27thMost Valuable International Artwork: 59thHighest Crime Rates: 76thMost Armed: 103rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 112thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 121stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 133rdFattest Citizens: 144thLargest Retail Industry: 157thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 160thMost Avoided: 222ndLargest Gambling Industry: 246thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 258thHighest Disposable Incomes: 394thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 427thMost Rebellious Youth: 468thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 490thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 769thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,193rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,240thLargest Mining Sector: 1,332ndLargest Insurance Industry: 1,380thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,384thMost Efficient Economies: 1,558thMost Influential: 1,588thMost Politically Free: 1,697thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,709thMost Pro-Market: 1,800thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,109thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,229thTop
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Highest Drug Use: 2,887thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,007thHighest Economic Output: 4,405thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,450thNudest: 4,575thMost Cultured: 6,295thSmartest Citizens: 8,350thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,031stLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,076thMost Secular: 10,212thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,865thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,477thTop
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Most Extreme: 16,227thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,125thLargest Black Market: 17,472ndMost Inclusive: 18,487thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 19,336thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 20,130th
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Rudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionMost Politically Free: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 7th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 9th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 9th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 11th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 15th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 19th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 25th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 29th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 40th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 56th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 67th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 69th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 75th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 80th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 93rd in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 110th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 129th in the regionMost Extreme: 134th in the regionNudest: 134th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 177th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 182nd in the regionMost Cultured: 323rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 392nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 457th in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 478th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 488th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 497th in the regionMost Secular: 522nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 527th in the regionMost Influential: 647th in the regionLargest Black Market: 700th in the regionLargest Populations: 700th in the regionMost Stationary: 805th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 870th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 913th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Noahs Second Country, patriotic citizens simply tend to applaud rather than sing the nation's praises.
  • : Following new legislation in Noahs Second Country, the tenet of free speech is held dear.
  • : Following new legislation in Noahs Second Country, Jennifer Government is a bestseller.
  • : Following new legislation in Noahs Second Country, Noah is famed for giving great back rubs.
  • : Following new legislation in Noahs Second Country, advertisers scramble to sponsor the broadcast of Noah's most personal functions.
  • : Following new legislation in Noahs Second Country, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time.
  • : Following new legislation in Noahs Second Country, vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR.
  • : Following new legislation in Noahs Second Country, graffiti graces every city's streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Noahs Second Country, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song.
  • : Noahs Second Country changed its national motto to "The Second Best Nation in the World!".

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