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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,251stLargest Retail Industry: 2,542ndRudest Citizens: 3,118th
The Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
Awaken!
King Danto
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Noble DG

Population3.044 billion

CapitalDG
LeaderKing Danto
FaithPaganism

CurrencySilver Coin
AnimalDragon

The Kingdom of Noble DG is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King Danto with an iron fist, and renowned for its daily referendums, rampant corporate plagiarism, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, cheerful population of 3.044 billion Barbarians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of DG. The average income tax rate is 35.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient DG economy, worth 285 trillion Silver Coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 93,714 Silver Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens must inform the government each time they have a haircut, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion, and stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Noble DG's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Paganism.

Noble DG is ranked 161,221st in the world and 250th in Forest for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -5.81 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,251stTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 2,542ndRudest Citizens: 3,118thHighest Crime Rates: 3,186thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,370thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,634thBest Weather: 6,877thMost Primitive: 7,400thLargest Black Market: 9,647thMost Armed: 10,189thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 11,421stMost Subsidized Industry: 14,614thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,112thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,876thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,132ndLargest Welfare Programs: 19,579thMost Efficient Economies: 19,721st
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Largest Retail Industry: 14th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 19th in the regionRudest Citizens: 21st in the regionTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 29th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 30th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 33rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 38th in the regionLargest Black Market: 39th in the regionMost Avoided: 40th in the regionMost Armed: 40th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Noble DG, stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings.
  • : Following new legislation in Noble DG, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion.
  • : Following new legislation in Noble DG, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative.
  • : Following new legislation in Noble DG, citizens must inform the government each time they have a haircut.
  • : Following new legislation in Noble DG, sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery.
  • : Following new legislation in Noble DG, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Noble DG, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers.
  • : Following new legislation in Noble DG, frightened witnesses and seriously ill jurors wear the same handcuffs as the defendant.
  • : Following new legislation in Noble DG, the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture.
  • : Following new legislation in Noble DG, chickens frolic freely on swings and roundabouts in DG's playgrounds.

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