by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics


Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,202ndLargest Insurance Industry: 1,211thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,425th
The Magisterium of
New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy
Society doesn't have values. People have values.
Archon Nohl Hamriyenko
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population8.525 billion

LeaderArchon Nohl Hamriyenko
FaithOrthodox Messianism


The Magisterium of Nogori is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Archon Nohl Hamriyenko with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, enslaved workforce, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 8.525 billion Nogorians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Martensgrad. The average income tax rate is 52.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Nogorian economy, worth a remarkable 1,745 trillion Stronks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 204,692 Stronks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

A cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, and many suspect the government "doth protest too much" with their curiously specific denials of conspiracy theories. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nogori's national animal is the Wilda, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orthodox Messianism.

Nogori is ranked 39,483rd in the world and 1,639th in The North Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 76.57 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,202ndLargest Insurance Industry: 1,211thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,425thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 2,086thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,214thLargest Black Market: 2,433rdMost Influential: 3,288thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,306thLargest Retail Industry: 3,987thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,293rdMost Efficient Economies: 5,076thRudest Citizens: 5,138thHighest Average Incomes: 5,926thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,874thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,124thHighest Economic Output: 8,872ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,415thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,546thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,513thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,751stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,142ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,484thMost Avoided: 11,677thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,630thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,999thLowest Crime Rates: 13,332ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,684thMost Developed: 14,268thLargest Gambling Industry: 14,548thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,245thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,062ndLargest Governments: 17,287thMost Secular: 19,765thLongest Average Lifespans: 20,171stMost Advanced Public Education: 20,280thSmartest Citizens: 20,351stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,578th
Largest Insurance Industry: 34th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 54th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 57th in the regionLargest Black Market: 92nd in the regionTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 112th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 140th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 198th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 244th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 279th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 280th in the regionRudest Citizens: 284th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 286th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 293rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 331st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 369th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 375th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 387th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 441st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 442nd in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 503rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 520th in the regionLargest Populations: 595th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 620th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 668th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 677th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 755th in the regionMost Developed: 776th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 811th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 825th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 852nd in the regionLargest Governments: 852nd in the regionMost Influential: 909th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 154 » The Rhein States, Hamerica, Territorio di Nessuno, Malta Comino Gozo, Yaorozu, Empy, Great Bights Mum, Loli County, The Stratosphere Islands, Yokciq Empire, Corfad, Dar es Saalam, North Bratislava, Koda-Land, Guer Aike, Sundred, Omnistria, Napnomadia, Daiz, Notyoutopia, Interdimensional Zone, MiaryBhalzhack, Shibutani, Selfgradatude, Holy Oranz, Seenvorland, Ethnon, Siwale, Abject Ludicrosity, Praeceps, Serendipita Martia, 1 very fast endotarter, Loutsland, Frances Francis the First of France, El Fiji Grande, Zumlandia, New Lakemba, McMasterdonia, Sunto, Dreadton, Wineclaw, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Pazair, Gnomewatchers, Xagill, Vincone Cae, Pallaith, United Kahndaq, Joodey, Fendlium, and 104 others.Noahs Second Country, Votak Matim, Valentine Z, Glurponia, Ravendi, The Endless Eventide, The Tampa Bay Rays, The New Communist Republic Of States, Runeda, Eri-Maqa-Ena, SherpDaWerp in TNP, Crader, Valhalla123, Diodone, Sil Dorsett, Ihese, Clan Spaniel, Shadowrik, Xentherida, SORT, Kranostav, Plangainer, Dabarastan, The Iron Lions, Varola, Nistriabar, The Windmilluminati, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Newpromisedland, Orado, Unshleepd, Woodsend, Wisconsota, Maott, The Pantheons, Kasazzastan, Korovan Isles, Westinor, Zeternia, Astronomical, The Serdey Islands, Fauzjhia, Greater Pittsburgh, Mesopotama, Frostcell, Tachycardia, Sikol, Saperisole, Zzozona, Hoglands, Plutayah, Aoncarpa, Former English Colony, Prydania, Sea Ghost, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Lionia, Libertania Democratica, Kocherian, The Calabash Protectorate, Seanat, Nationeer, Brucklania, Arichia, Schnuftelland, Highton Islands, Damsmel, Borsukia, New Jamgra, Madjack, Eschatosia, Kragsgale, Simone Republic, Xipher, Astal Aavors, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, Buckhem, Principia Mathematica, Andexia, Ultra777, Ihsan, Moubarakistan, Dechire par la Guerre, The Unicrons, Innocentic, U S Eh, Therizia, Aerilia, Avastate, Cosmosplosion, Cretox State, Morover, Eywaan, Harjad, Heilhum Imperius, Nouvelle-Floride, Xyrron, Outer Shenendoah, Amprak, Comfed, The Kingdom Of Wagies, Chips and Guac, and Navsland.

View Forum posts