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Most Valuable International Artwork: 467thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 704thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,868th
The Technocratic Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Strength through intelligence
President Magwitch
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Noimosini

Population2.315 billion

CapitalErgastirio
LeaderPresident Magwitch

CurrencyDollar
AnimalWolf

The Technocratic Republic of Noimosini is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Magwitch with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, hard-working population of 2.315 billion Noimosinians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ergastirio. The average income tax rate is 87.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Noimosinian economy, worth 448 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 193,535 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

With increasingly clear skies nobody seems to mind the electricity bill going through the roof, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, multiple polls have christened the newly-formed Filibuster Committee as "the least efficient government bureaucracy", and a video of President Magwitch wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noimosini's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Noimosini is ranked 36,560th in the world and 931st in the South Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 251,898 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 467thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 704thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,868thTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,687thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,824thMost Influential: 3,410thMost Efficient Economies: 3,454thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,494thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,125thMost Developed: 4,210thNicest Citizens: 4,628thHealthiest Citizens: 4,634thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,635thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,748thSmartest Citizens: 4,791stMost Inclusive: 4,800thMost Secular: 5,458thLowest Crime Rates: 5,747thLargest Governments: 7,153rdHighest Average Incomes: 7,319thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,345thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,482ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,032ndSafest: 10,488thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,537thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,991stMost Advanced Public Education: 11,124thTop
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Most Pacifist: 12,377thMost Cultured: 13,866thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,602ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,505thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16,882ndLargest Welfare Programs: 17,463rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,948thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,140thLargest Retail Industry: 20,686thMost Beautiful Environments: 22,145thMost Cheerful Citizens: 22,540th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 18th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 71st in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 97th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 98th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 98th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 100th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 132nd in the regionMost Developed: 134th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 137th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 140th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 145th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 154th in the regionNicest Citizens: 158th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 159th in the regionMost Inclusive: 160th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 169th in the regionMost Secular: 184th in the regionLargest Governments: 189th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 201st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 208th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 272nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 287th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 319th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 322nd in the regionSafest: 355th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 358th in the regionMost Cultured: 391st in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 438th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 477th in the regionMost Pacifist: 494th in the regionMost Average: 500th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 519th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 531st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 559th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 570th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 615th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 714th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 720th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 755th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Noimosini voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Honeydewistania".
  • : Noimosini lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Noimosini was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Solanosco.
  • : Noimosini lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Noimosini, a video of President Magwitch wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news.
  • : Noimosini lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Noimosini, multiple polls have christened the newly-formed Filibuster Committee as "the least efficient government bureaucracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Noimosini, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms.
  • : Following new legislation in Noimosini, with increasingly clear skies nobody seems to mind the electricity bill going through the roof.
  • : Following new legislation in Noimosini, the delay between passed legislation and real world implementation is often a decade or longer.

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World Assembly

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