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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 968thMost Influential: 1,160thBest Weather: 1,267th
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Noire Denholm

Population6.544 billion

CapitalGasselterboerveenschemond
LeaderThe All Powerful Monty Phugotuborn
FaithThe Dark Cult of Bothughachau

CurrencySkuls
AnimalGreat Mock Lynx

The Kingdom of Noire Denholm is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The All Powerful Monty Phugotuborn with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, devout population of 6.544 billion Noire Denholmians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gasselterboerveenschemond. The average income tax rate is 92.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Noire Denholmian economy, worth a remarkable 1,208 trillion Skuls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 184,677 Skuls, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is committed to nuclear rearmament, serial killers are the country's biggest import, people regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed, and war vets look after war animals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noire Denholm's national animal is the Great Mock Lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Dark Cult of Bothughachau.

Noire Denholm is ranked 223,346th in the world and 8,455th in the South Pacific for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -17.28 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 968thMost Influential: 1,160thBest Weather: 1,267thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,772ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,110thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 2,979thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,029thMost Devout: 3,106thMost Inclusive: 3,738thMost Cultured: 3,864thMost Efficient Economies: 4,005thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,045thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,531stLowest Crime Rates: 4,696thMost Developed: 4,721stMost Subsidized Industry: 4,881stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,018thLargest Governments: 5,483rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,765thSmartest Citizens: 6,238thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,316thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,476thHighest Average Incomes: 7,875thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,990thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,134thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,440thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,554thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,926thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,058thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,582ndMost Advanced Public Education: 12,274thHighest Economic Output: 13,957thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,354thMost Stationary: 15,767thLargest Welfare Programs: 18,979thHighest Drug Use: 20,120th
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Best Weather: 50th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 55th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 63rd in the regionMost Devout: 74th in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 98th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 100th in the regionMost Influential: 110th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 111th in the regionMost Cultured: 113th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 115th in the regionLargest Governments: 131st in the regionMost Inclusive: 137th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 139th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 140th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 143rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 150th in the regionMost Developed: 155th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 170th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 179th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 189th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 196th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 197th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 207th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 208th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 235th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 264th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 264th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 271st in the regionMost Stationary: 280th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 293rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 309th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 350th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 357th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 383rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 391st in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 436th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 604th in the regionNudest: 686th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 755th in the region

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