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Noire Denholm

Population6.076 billion

CapitalGasselterboerveenschemond
LeaderThe All Powerful Monty Phugotuborn
FaithThe Dark Cult of Bothughachau

CurrencySkuls
AnimalGreat Mock Lynx

The Kingdom of Noire Denholm is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The All Powerful Monty Phugotuborn with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, national health service, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 6.076 billion Noire Denholmians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gasselterboerveenschemond. The average income tax rate is 92.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Noire Denholmian economy, worth a remarkable 1,130 trillion Skuls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 186,079 Skuls, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The elderly live on a steady diet of canned beans in dreary government housing, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside, the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters, and conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noire Denholm's national animal is the Great Mock Lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Dark Cult of Bothughachau.

Noire Denholm is ranked 7,683rd in the world and 193rd in the South Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 186,079.11 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 785thMost Influential: 1,088thBest Weather: 1,358thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,888thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,198thHealthiest Citizens: 3,021stMost Devout: 3,039thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,077thMost Inclusive: 3,586thMost Cultured: 3,876thMost Efficient Economies: 3,917thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,268thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,404thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,439thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,649thMost Developed: 4,736thLowest Crime Rates: 4,788thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,200thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,530thLargest Governments: 5,564thSmartest Citizens: 6,244thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,571stHighest Average Incomes: 7,683rdMost Corrupt Governments: 7,959thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,033rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,243rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,655thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,631stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,732ndTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,588thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,974thHighest Economic Output: 14,741stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,901stMost Stationary: 16,318thHighest Drug Use: 16,768thLargest Welfare Programs: 19,700th
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Best Weather: 50th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 58th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 65th in the regionMost Devout: 70th in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 99th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 100th in the regionMost Influential: 109th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 114th in the regionMost Cultured: 114th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 123rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 126th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 139th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 142nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 143rd in the regionLargest Governments: 143rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 146th in the regionMost Developed: 147th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 165th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 165th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 177th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 182nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 188th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 193rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 212th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 217th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 226th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 254th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 270th in the regionMost Stationary: 288th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 290th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 316th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 323rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 328th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 344th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 362nd in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 449th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 573rd in the regionNudest: 610th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 729th in the region

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