Population | 14.118 billion |
Capital | Gasselterboerveenschemond |
Leader | The All Powerful Monty Phugotuborn |
Faith | The Dark Cult of Bothughachau |
Currency | Skuls |
Animal | Great Mock Lynx |
The Kingdom of Noire Denholm is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The All Powerful Monty Phugotuborn with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, anti-smoking policies, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, devout population of 14.118 billion Noire Denholmians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gasselterboerveenschemond. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Noire Denholmian economy, worth a remarkable 2,770 trillion Skuls a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 196,270 Skuls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, The All Powerful Monty Phugotuborn's support among single young men has drooped slightly, genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons, and citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noire Denholm's national animal is the Great Mock Lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Dark Cult of Bothughachau.
Noire Denholm is ranked 4,221st in the world and 96th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 120.56 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Noire Denholm was endorsed by The Constitutional Empire of Stelmund.
- : Noire Denholm was endorsed by The Free Land of Genoxelande.
- : Noire Denholm was endorsed by The Dominion of Albend.
- : Noire Denholm was endorsed by The Kingdom of Geneek.
- : Noire Denholm was endorsed by The Confederation of Canamerico and Greenland.
- : Noire Denholm was endorsed by The Community of Anarco Argentina.
- : Noire Denholm was endorsed by The United States of Poguelands.
- : Noire Denholm was endorsed by The I fell down because of Swenfia 2.
- : Noire Denholm was endorsed by The Very Democractic Nation of Eastern Juble Lux.
- : Noire Denholm was endorsed by The Kingdom of Philippinessss.
World Assembly
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