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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,207th Best Weather: 1,339th Most Influential: 1,653rd
The Kingdom of
Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship
Evil is always possible. Goodness is a difficulty.
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Noire Denholm

Population3.944 billion

CapitalGasselterboerveenschemond
LeaderThe All Powerful Monty Phugotuborn
FaithThe Dark Cult of Bothughachau

CurrencySkuls
AnimalGreat Mock Lynx

The Kingdom of Noire Denholm is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The All Powerful Monty Phugotuborn with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.944 billion Noire Denholmians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gasselterboerveenschemond. The average income tax rate is 91.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Noire Denholmian economy, worth 715 trillion Skuls a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 181,411 Skuls, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Twins are held culpable for the actions of their siblings, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, popular websites like NationStates are blocked for "national security", and the government maintains a Department of Skulduggery. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noire Denholm's national animal is the Great Mock Lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Dark Cult of Bothughachau.

Noire Denholm is ranked 26,664th in the world and 726th in the South Pacific for Nudest, with 195 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,207thBest Weather: 1,339thTop
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Most Influential: 1,653rdMost Beautiful Environments: 1,931stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,331stMost Devout: 2,808thHealthiest Citizens: 2,981stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,004thMost Inclusive: 3,353rdMost Subsidized Industry: 4,214thMost Cultured: 4,275thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,579thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,958thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,194thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,405thLowest Crime Rates: 5,602ndLargest Governments: 6,015thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,973rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,130thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,132ndSmartest Citizens: 7,227thHighest Average Incomes: 7,519thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,587thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,827thMost Efficient Economies: 8,409thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,426thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,760thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,681stLargest Publishing Industry: 14,053rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,077thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,776th
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Best Weather: 43rd in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 58th in the regionMost Devout: 61st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 64th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 95th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 103rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 108th in the regionMost Inclusive: 113th in the regionMost Cultured: 119th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 133rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 141st in the regionMost Influential: 143rd in the regionLargest Governments: 146th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 148th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 156th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 157th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 157th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 162nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 173rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 175th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 176th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 177th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 198th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 201st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 235th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 236th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 286th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 318th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 325th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 389th in the regionMost Stationary: 393rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 407th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 407th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 411th in the regionMost Developed: 494th in the regionLargest Populations: 550th in the region

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