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Most Secular: 10,571stMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,624thLargest Retail Industry: 12,235th
The Federation of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Juste à droite
Influence
Duckspeaker
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Noireville

Population14.257 billion

CapitalNoireville
LeaderVictor Banks
FaithAtheism

Currencypound
Animalfish

The Federation of Noireville is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Victor Banks with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, hard-working population of 14.257 billion Noirevilles have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Noireville. The average income tax rate is 9.8%.

The powerhouse Noirevillean economy, worth a remarkable 1,089 trillion pounds a year, is led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 76,421 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, the government has enacted freedom of information, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent, and students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noireville's national animal is the fish, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Atheism.

Noireville is ranked 132,151st in the world and 33rd in Union Mundial for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.82 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Secular: 10,571stMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,624thLargest Retail Industry: 12,235thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,534thMost Stationary: 12,792ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12,795thMost Influential: 14,362ndTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,588thHighest Disposable Incomes: 18,836thLargest Mining Sector: 25,827thHighest Economic Output: 26,753rdLargest Populations: 28,348thNicest Citizens: 28,691stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 30,675th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Average: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 5th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Noireville was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : Noireville lodged a message on the Union Mundial Regional Message Board.
  • : Noireville lodged a message on the Union Mundial Regional Message Board.
  • : Noireville was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : Noireville's influence in Union Mundial rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Noireville was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Noireville was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Noireville lodged a message on the Union Mundial Regional Message Board.
  • : Noireville was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : Noireville was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.

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