by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 955th Most Influential: 1,393rd Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,545th
The United Nations of
New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy
All united under one Nokia
Steffe Löfven
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population2.592 billion

CapitalNokia City
LeaderSteffe Löfven

CurrencyNokian Dollar
AnimalGrey Nokia

The United Nations of Nokias is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Steffe Löfven with a fair hand, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.592 billion Nokians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nokia City. The average income tax rate is 70.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient a Nokian economy, worth 301 trillion Nokian Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 116,422 Nokian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Hospitals in Nokias are too busy serving the needs of The North Pacific to see Nokians, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Nokias's radio stations, on-call doctors who check their pagers during movies are banned from cinemas for life, and one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nokias's national animal is the Grey Nokia, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nokianism.

Nokias is ranked 67,010th in the world and 3,683rd in The North Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 63.69 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 955thMost Influential: 1,393rdTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,545thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,417thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,759thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,957thNicest Citizens: 8,347thTop
Most Pacifist: 8,615thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,502ndBest Weather: 10,075thMost Developed: 11,456thSafest: 11,876thMost Inclusive: 11,979thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,423rdLongest Average Lifespans: 12,843rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,166thLowest Crime Rates: 13,711thHealthiest Citizens: 14,975thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,486thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,576th
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 274th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 359th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 419th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 430th in the regionTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 464th in the regionNicest Citizens: 469th in the regionMost Pacifist: 476th in the regionBest Weather: 546th in the regionMost Influential: 554th in the regionSafest: 629th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 639th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 642nd in the regionMost Developed: 643rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 687th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 695th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 697th in the regionMost Inclusive: 701st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 787th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 788th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 800th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 808th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 819th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 830th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 837th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 861st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 871st in the region

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Endorsements Received: 150 » Territorio di Nessuno, Siwale, Corfad, El Fiji Grande, Notyoutopia, Shibutani, Shin-Hachioji, Yaorozu, Wilkshire, Ethnon, PlanetPunk, Kwaj, Atain, Dar es Saalam, Koda-Land, Q w e r t y, Universal State Formula, Selfgradatude, United Draconia, Pallaith, Frances Francis the First of France, Former English Colony, Sundred, Buckerino, Sunto, Sil Dorsett, Zeternia, The Iron Lions, Holy Oranz, Shadowrik, Wineclaw, The Rhein States, The Most Freedom Ever, Moubarakistan, Great Bights Mum, New Bremerton, Lunallian, Mercandia, New Pruessen, Islamic Cali, Niradans, Spartoptia, SORT, General COE, Malta Comino Gozo, Vincone Cae, Votak Matim, Sinelona, Newpromisedland, North Bratislava, and 100 others.The Windmilluminati, Kasazzastan, Cloydicia, Highton Islands, Diodone, Napnomadia, New Lakemba, Bearical, Omnistria, Unsophisticate, Amauri, Hong Kong Empire, Black Templares, Empy, Dreadton, Outer Egorniand, Ninjak30, Xentherida, Federation Terra Australis, Pinguioris, Yukti, The South Falls, Maott, Zumlandia, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Pasargad, Steraz, Alunya, Humptalumpta, Ainsworth, Ozstan, The Sinclarian Provinces, Egalico, Solmetria, Torakuen, Joodey, Guslantis, Ibiscaton, Guer Aike, Saturns Edge, Jasminlandia, Zemnaya Svoboda, Steampunk Ariel, Misuvelia, Plangainer, Trillius, Unimaginable Doom, Victoriaans Nederlands, Haor Chall, 1 very fast endotarter, Ikea Rike, Aratani, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Noahs Second Country, Test for a new hope, Valhalla123, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, Elder Realms, Constantinolia, Makersaulache, Kobagia, Loutsland, Glurponia, Xzavia-Hjar, Penrith, Runeda, Utopicican, Daiz, Sockmanland, Cuyan, The Tampa Bay Rays, New Octicarg, Duerrlewang, McMasterdonia, Orven, The Stratosphere Islands, Ponantine, Racoda, Nakayo, Wisconsota, The Nation that will win Soops for 9003, Gnomewatchers, Tamgu, Orado, Nothru Lerple, Angshire, Deenuts, Miruma, Kranostav, Loli County, PotatoFarmers, United Kahndaq, Pazair, Seenvorland, Viridiann, Clan Spaniel, Dabarastan, Zyvetskistaahn, Parmovand, and Eravonia.

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