by Max Barry

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,224thNicest Citizens: 4,130thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,482nd
The Third Empire of
Mother Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
All Hail the Great Empire!
Civil Rights
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Population3.504 billion

CapitalSan Lata
LeaderQueen Lovin II

AnimalNonadian Tropical Bird

The Third Empire of Nonadia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Queen Lovin II with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 3.504 billion Nonadians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Lata. The average income tax rate is 84.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nonadian economy, worth 506 trillion Nanoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 144,675 Nanoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, stolen Reuben sandwiches are met with detailed and thorough police investigations, and there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation. Crime is totally unknown. Nonadia's national animal is the Nonadian Tropical Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Rekkenism.

Nonadia is ranked 16,070th in the world and 21st in The Hole To Hide In for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,355.18 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,224thNicest Citizens: 4,130thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,482ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,622ndLargest Publishing Industry: 4,698thNudest: 5,578thMost Influential: 5,683rdMost Devout: 6,394thBest Weather: 6,661stMost Inclusive: 6,932ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,535thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,613thMost Pacifist: 7,718thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,948thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,038thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,263rdMost Developed: 8,267thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,589thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,629thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,953rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,645thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,738thMost Cultured: 9,935thLargest Governments: 10,332ndHealthiest Citizens: 10,765thSmartest Citizens: 10,946thMost Efficient Economies: 11,047thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,179thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 11,633rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,822ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,349thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,091stMost Rebellious Youth: 14,062ndHighest Average Incomes: 14,893rdLowest Crime Rates: 15,481stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,070th
Most Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionNudest: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 7th in the regionBest Weather: 8th in the regionMost Devout: 8th in the regionMost Pacifist: 8th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 9th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 9th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 12th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 12th in the region

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