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Nonadia

Population10.509 billion

CapitalMonrovia
LeaderPresident Charles Furman

CurrencyNonadian Valer
AnimalSouthern Wild Boar

The Republic of Nonadia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Charles Furman with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 10.509 billion Nonadians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monrovia. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nonadian economy, worth a remarkable 1,588 trillion Nonadian Valers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 151,115 Nonadian Valers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces, school nurse's offices feature full-service operating suites, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding", and workers have their fruitcake and eat it too. Crime is totally unknown. Nonadia's national animal is the Southern Wild Boar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nonadia is ranked 202,927th in the world and 98th in The Hole To Hide In for Most Stationary, with 44.02599960112 days.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,501stLargest Publishing Industry: 4,617thBest Weather: 5,247thNicest Citizens: 5,393rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,070thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,452ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,121stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,670thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,705thNudest: 7,716thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,906thMost Pacifist: 8,194thHighest Food Quality: 8,263rdMost Developed: 8,265thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,512thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,837thMost Inclusive: 9,166thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,409thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,641stSmartest Citizens: 10,002ndLargest Governments: 10,417thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,428thHealthiest Citizens: 10,458thMost Cultured: 10,600thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,336thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,924thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,850thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 16,394thMost Devout: 16,529thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,635thHighest Economic Output: 16,635thMost Rebellious Youth: 17,377thMost Efficient Economies: 17,668thSafest: 18,515thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19,770thHighest Average Incomes: 21,853rdLowest Crime Rates: 23,047thMost Subsidized Industry: 24,938th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 5th in the regionNudest: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 6th in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9th in the regionMost Devout: 10th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 10th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 11th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 11th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 12th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12th in the regionMost Inclusive: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 12th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12th in the regionLargest Governments: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Nonadia lodged a message on the The Hole To Hide In Regional Message Board.
  • : Nonadia lodged a message on the The Hole To Hide In Regional Message Board.
  • : Nonadia's influence in The Hole To Hide In rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Nonadia lodged a message on the The Hole To Hide In Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Nonadia, workers have their fruitcake and eat it too.
  • : Following new legislation in Nonadia, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding".
  • : Following new legislation in Nonadia, school nurse's offices feature full-service operating suites.
  • : Following new legislation in Nonadia, quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Nonadia, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites.
  • : Nonadia published "www.gov.na/diplomacy" (Account: Diplomacy).

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